Post by Franny Stein on Oct 2, 2015 21:07:39 GMT
As you enter you find yourself in an endless Halloween-
Trick or Treat?
What you find is sure to last you all year round...
Trick or Treat?
What you find is sure to last you all year round...
-Items Catalogue-
~please pm for cheap prices, trades~
~orders available upon request~
The Jankers Shankers (Level 1 Dagger)
This jank
is the best shank
once fell a gank
all the way
to the bank
let's be frank
this jank
is swank
-F.S.
Shotel (Level 1 Sword) X2
A reverse-curved hook sword with a design hailing from the vague east. Nearly impossible to defend with or against.
-F.S.
ZEUS (Level 1 Short Sword)
A strangely zig-zagging machete of surprising durability. Features an impressive thrust worthy of its namesake in its capacity to slither violently through the body with all the wild abandon of a lighting strike. Features not included: Turning into a swam, Making it with the ladies.
-F.S.
Laugh-Toothed Moon (Level 1 Katana)
A rough looking eastern sword commonly worshiped as the katana. Its waggly curving blade reminds one of the uneven night tide slapping the beach until it tapers toward a sudden and abrupt ending of an opposite angle. Like a nail awaiting a hammer or the butt of some cruel joke, the point of this weapon caters toward an all in approach of a crashing downward slash. It would take a master smith to craft a sheathe for this blade which could be a comment on the nature of the warrior or on the wantings of the original smith.
-F.S.
The Harvester of Sorrow (Level 1 Scythe 2H)
A sooty-looking black scythe of pure iron. Rumor states that this wicked weapon has a 1% chance of instantly killing the target and a 99% of opening up its wielder to the exact same fate.
-F.S.
The Business Man (Level 1 Mace 1H)
A stab-mace. The ugliest, most practical, weapon in existence if only one is strong enough to wield it. Bashes, slashes, and thrusts all with the flick of a muscley forearm and oversized wrist. Essentially a mace with a straight sword continuing out the end like some merry-go-round riding prop of death.
-F.S.
Galaxy Hammer: The Iron Ones (Level 1 Double Flail 2H)
Two spherical maces linked by a large welded on chain creating an image that is totally not compensating for anything. Named for the fact that this dual-assault capable weapon seems to orbit around the wielder like a pair of revolving moons. Capable of high blunt force trauma it takes both strength and skill to fully utilize this ode to centripetal force.
-F.S.
The Wheel of Misfortune (Level 1 Polearm 2H)
A grim reminder that everything dies, in this case, by multiple swords arrayed like overextended spokes upon a wheel. This vehicle of trepidation solicits massacre on all angles and is just as likely to wound the wielder as the enemy. A handheld weapon of mass destruction, the handle can serve as an axle to rotate the monstrosity.
-F.S.
The Teacher (Level 1 Mace 1H)
A long, thin, dark, iron rod. Almost like an overlong sword but left unsharpened and with a flat, blunted tip. Rather than a cumbersome handguard, the weapon instead opts for the simplest of crossguards with an additional simple cloth-wraped grip located just below. Light, flexible, and capable of combat at the highest speeds with a more than respectable reach, this is a weapon of many advantages burdened only by the fact that its damage rating is somewhat low. Essentially a weaponized iron ruler.
-F.S.
Gravitas: The Black Bisector (Level 1 Sword 2H)
A comically large sharpened iron wedge that cuts as much through weight as edge. A divider of impressive force, only the absolutely strongest of warriors could hope to wield this force of nature. A thing in a class of its own, it is as much a sword as it is an axe or semi-truck. [Pure Strength Build only].
-F.S.
Last update: 10/2/2015
