Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2015 7:26:01 GMT
White, pure white. Or was it? Just how pure exactly is purity? And when one truly thinks about it, is anything in this world really pure? In fact, white is the absence of all colors, so it can't be pure! Wait, no, that's black. White is the combination of all colors. Hold on, that's right! White is a combination, so it can't be pure! Dammit adjectives, once again thou hast forsaken those who hold you dearest!
Lyssamanya groaned in pain, standing up from the cold, hard ground he had been lying on. "Do you not just hate adjectives, brother?" The boy stretched as he spoke. "And I mean, like, with a burning passion. Wait, is burning an adjective...? Dammit! We are aiding the enemy! Come to my side, dearest little brother!" The Enchanter put his left hand on his hip and held his sword valiantly up towards the clear sky. "Prepare for war! Tonight, baby brother, we shall defeat the great Overlord of Descriptive Words! Hear my words, adjectives! For you have messed with the wrong siblings! We, the Illenement Twins, shall destroy you and all you- Ooo~! When did I get a sword?!" When the hell did he get a sword...? Lyssamanya noticed his reflection in the window of a nearby shop. "Whoa! When did I get such fancy clothes?! When did I get glasses?! Wait, I've always had glasses..." The boy pulled his tongue out, examining it. "Hwhen didth ai geth thith thathoo?!" He pulled his tongue back into his mouth.
The boy staggered back a bit as he realized what had happened. His eyes shook in their sockets out of fear. "My god... Brother, we're..." Lyssamanya was horrified. He reeled in fear for a few moments before forcing himself to finish his sentence... "...in The Matrix... Quick, brother! Do you know what this means?!" The boy spun around to face nothingness as he conotinued to speak. "We must find Keanu Reeves! Only The One can save us now! And remember baby brother, never - and I mean NEVER - take the blue pill! Do you understand me?! Good! Now that we know our mission... Where the hell are you...?"
Lyssamanya looked around, seeing nobody. He walked around and found gargantuan clouds of people. Or is it crowds of people? Is that like a pride of lions? The crowd showed many emotions, a large variety and display. He began to shout out as he walked and looked around. "TENEMANYA!! LITTLE BROTHER!!" He ran up to a group of Adventurers who seemed calm. He was relieved too, since all he'd seen thus far were crowds of cry babies and wusses. What a bunch of losers those guys were, right? What was he doing here again...? Oh! Right! Saving his brother, or... whatever... "Excuse me! I'm looking for someone, you gotta help me! My little brother is missing!" Lyssamanya suddenly remembered something urgent, and its urgency was clear in his voice. "Wait, I'm looking for two people, actually! Have any of you seen a guy named Keanu Reeves? Might know him as The One? Maybe Neo? He's friends with a black dude with shiny shades!"
Lyssamanya groaned in pain, standing up from the cold, hard ground he had been lying on. "Do you not just hate adjectives, brother?" The boy stretched as he spoke. "And I mean, like, with a burning passion. Wait, is burning an adjective...? Dammit! We are aiding the enemy! Come to my side, dearest little brother!" The Enchanter put his left hand on his hip and held his sword valiantly up towards the clear sky. "Prepare for war! Tonight, baby brother, we shall defeat the great Overlord of Descriptive Words! Hear my words, adjectives! For you have messed with the wrong siblings! We, the Illenement Twins, shall destroy you and all you- Ooo~! When did I get a sword?!" When the hell did he get a sword...? Lyssamanya noticed his reflection in the window of a nearby shop. "Whoa! When did I get such fancy clothes?! When did I get glasses?! Wait, I've always had glasses..." The boy pulled his tongue out, examining it. "Hwhen didth ai geth thith thathoo?!" He pulled his tongue back into his mouth.
The boy staggered back a bit as he realized what had happened. His eyes shook in their sockets out of fear. "My god... Brother, we're..." Lyssamanya was horrified. He reeled in fear for a few moments before forcing himself to finish his sentence... "...in The Matrix... Quick, brother! Do you know what this means?!" The boy spun around to face nothingness as he conotinued to speak. "We must find Keanu Reeves! Only The One can save us now! And remember baby brother, never - and I mean NEVER - take the blue pill! Do you understand me?! Good! Now that we know our mission... Where the hell are you...?"
Lyssamanya looked around, seeing nobody. He walked around and found gargantuan clouds of people. Or is it crowds of people? Is that like a pride of lions? The crowd showed many emotions, a large variety and display. He began to shout out as he walked and looked around. "TENEMANYA!! LITTLE BROTHER!!" He ran up to a group of Adventurers who seemed calm. He was relieved too, since all he'd seen thus far were crowds of cry babies and wusses. What a bunch of losers those guys were, right? What was he doing here again...? Oh! Right! Saving his brother, or... whatever... "Excuse me! I'm looking for someone, you gotta help me! My little brother is missing!" Lyssamanya suddenly remembered something urgent, and its urgency was clear in his voice. "Wait, I'm looking for two people, actually! Have any of you seen a guy named Keanu Reeves? Might know him as The One? Maybe Neo? He's friends with a black dude with shiny shades!"