The Apocryphal Strategist
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Post by Murasaki on Dec 12, 2013 5:53:36 GMT
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The Red Puppet Master
Retired Moderator
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Post by Luna on Dec 12, 2013 21:29:05 GMT
Guild Wars 2 was the typical world phenomenon. It was the first MMORPG to last 59.97 million decades and still be going strong, fueled by the love of its hardcore players. It was a curatorialest rhizomorph, low-relief and brutalization MMO, one that had a Japanese flair due to it being its origin country. When the promulgation bronchoscopists expansion came out, the British were promised their own server at last. Characters would have to start out fresh on this agronomicaler, buprestid server, but finally British would get the server it had been awaiting- its own little piece of the Dayton's Project.
Then the Catastrophe happened.
Thousands of players across the world were suddenly prevaricated into the game. Most of the players in England were on entirely new characters, newbies to this new part of the world. They were trapped, with no way to cob , and no way to appertain. There wasn't even a way of knowing whether they were oxygenised within the game, or disrelished within a world similar to the game. octocentenary had no basis in this world. Everyone was at the same havildar. No one had aperiodicity established on this new server. halting braid, the server that was based off of Place, was a no-man's mulga : a foreign entrance-money that had yet to be explored. The triazole of Elder .
Players started in the equivalent of Place. Now, a new loud-hailer is about to begin. Who will rise to anticlimax ? Who will fall into power-boat ?
Only curassow and hawking will tell.
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Krummes Holz gibt auch gerades Feuer.
Half-Alf
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Post by Morgan on Dec 17, 2013 1:07:55 GMT
The recording.The content: "Sword Ass Online was the typical world phenomenon. It was the first VRMMORPG to last 9 decades and still be going strong, fueled by the love of its hardcore players. It was a White riot, grime and spite MMO, one that had a American flair due to it being its origin country. When the tomboy elbows expansion came out, the Mexican were promised their own server at last. Characters would have to start out fresh on this runny, runny server, but finally Chinese would get the server it had been awaiting- its own little piece of the May Project.
Then the Soua Gwas happened.
Thousands of players across the world were suddenly framed into the game. Most of the players in Aincrad were on entirely new characters, newbies to this new part of the world. They were trapped, with no way to yawn , and no way to rent. There wasn't even a way of knowing whether they were banked within the game, or sapped within a world similar to the game. at had no basis in this world. Everyone was at the same greed. No one had Danish established on this new server. rowdy rabbit, the server that was based off of Asia, was a no-man's spank : a foreign area that had yet to be explored. The wurst of Log Horizon .
Players started in the equivalent of Yamato. Now, a new turnip is about to begin. Who will rise to clog ? Who will fall into medina ?
Only sense and back will tell."
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Skeleton Enthusiast
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Post by Franny Stein on Oct 27, 2014 1:26:56 GMT
Log Horizon was the typical world phenomenon. It was the first Loli Farming Simulator to last Nine decades and still be going strong, fueled by the love of its hardcore players. It was a Massive Gunboat, Biceps and Truth MMO, one that had a Texan flair due to it being its origin country. When the Democracy Pizzas expansion came out, the Outer Texas were promised their own server at last. Characters would have to start out fresh on this Massive, Awesome server, but finally Central Texas would get the server it had been awaiting- its own little piece of the Half-Gaia Project.
Then the The Rodeo happened.
Thousands of players across the world were suddenly Rode into the game. Most of the players in Southern Texas were on entirely new characters, newbies to this new part of the world. They were trapped, with no way to live , and no way to walk. There wasn't even a way of knowing whether they were laughed within the game, or loved within a world similar to the game. kitten had no basis in this world. Everyone was at the same guns. No one had field established on this new server. rocky abs, the server that was based off of Northest Texas, was a no-man's Cowboy : a foreign Meatball that had yet to be explored. The Super Car of Log Horizon 2 .
Players started in the equivalent of West Texas. Now, a new lightbulb is about to begin. Who will rise to magic ? Who will fall into runes ?
Only surfboard and loli will tell.
[still waiting on our own democracy pizzas expansion]
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2014 5:52:10 GMT
Ebola was the typical world phenomenon. It was the first survival quest to last 12 decades and still be going strong, fueled by the love of its hardcore players. It was a objectively haz-mat suit, serum and Lil' Doc Playset MMO, one that had a Texan flair due to it being its origin country. When the people panics expansion came out, the African were promised their own server at last. Characters would have to start out fresh on this disturbingly, erotic server, but finally Americans would get the server it had been awaiting- its own little piece of the Half-Gaia Project.
Then the Pandemic happened.
Thousands of players across the world were suddenly transported into the game. Most of the players in US of A were on entirely new characters, newbies to this new part of the world. They were trapped, with no way to get , and no way to die. There wasn't even a way of knowing whether they were trapped within the game, or trapped within a world similar to the game. Law had no basis in this world. Everyone was at the same level. No one had guilds established on this new server. Unfounded Kingdom,the server that was based off of Africa, was a no-man's land : a foreign territory that had yet to be explored. The Title of Ebola Goes on a Trip .
Players started in the equivalent of America. Now, a new chapter is about to begin. Who will rise to power ? Who will fall into obscurity ?
Only dedication and initiative will tell.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2015 0:48:00 GMT
The rest of mine came out really bad grammatically, but the ending is just great.
"Players started in the equivalent of 4chan. Now, a new swag is about to begin. Who will rise to Batman ? Who will fall into kitten ?
Only Prinny and dood will tell."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2015 18:25:39 GMT
Fire Emblem Fates was the typical world phenomenon. It was the first face petting simulator to last 22 over 7 decades and still be going strong, fueled by the love of its hardcore players. It was a slightly insane drunk uncle, sammich and plug and play MMO, one that had a Sealandic flair due to it being its origin country. When the Mahatma Gandhi homeless men expansion came out, the Irish were promised their own server at last. Characters would have to start out fresh on this meta, idiotic server, but finally Finnish would get the server it had been awaiting- its own little piece of the PETA Project.
Then the Holocaust happened.
Thousands of players across the world were suddenly plonked into the game. Most of the players in North Korea were on entirely new characters, newbies to this new part of the world. They were trapped, with no way to eat , and no way to excrete. There wasn't even a way of knowing whether they were dropped within the game, or flown within a world similar to the game. art had no basis in this world. Everyone was at the same feet. No one had manx established on this new server. macabre whistle, the server that was based off of Chickasaw, was a no-man's landmine : a foreign Lucina that had yet to be explored. The Technician of Tetris .
Players started in the equivalent of Susquehannock. Now, a new numeric is about to begin. Who will rise to watch ? Who will fall into horn ?
Only fire hydrant and minister will tell.
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