Humming Death Metal (Open)

[Kaizer]

"Gah, this is pissin me off!"

Kaizer would stand quickly from the table he chose to rest at, throwing the crappy food he just made with the menu to the ground. Taking only a single moment allowing his body to shudder in anger before stomping the food and digging his paw into it and the ground. Gritting his teeth as he lifted his paw and stared at the mess, his stomach growling at its own emptiness. Kaizer would put a hand on the hilt of the large Nodachi strapped to his side, as he spit on the tasteless food.

"I don't even care if its a single bowl of noodles, or even a single slice of beef. I need something with taste!"

Kaizer was getting so hungry he was tempted to go running off into the field outside of town and just eat a monster whole. In fact the other players and maybe even the NPC's were starting to look delicious.

~No! Gotta calm down, gotta calm down!~

Kaizer would close his eyes a large vein on his temple bulging as it pumped the hot blood through the scrunched up feline face. He began humming a small tune, it wasn't elegant, it wasn't nice, it probably wasn't even on the spectrum of sounding like a song. He was humming the fast and hard beat of a death metal song he really liked to calm down.

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[Ace]

Blinking. Liam was speechless when he saw a werecat suddenly jumping out from his seat and getting angry because of the ‘tasteless’ food.

“W-whoah... a power of tasteless food can make someone looks dangerous..” Liam muttered under his breath before he moved his eyes downward to his hands which were grabbing something, something that he loved to buy when he was still living in the real world, something with buns, and salad, and tomatoes, and pickles, and sauces, and cheese! Yep. It was burger. Right now, right there, while watching a werecat got pissed off because of the tasteless food, Liam himself brought a burger in his hands and planned to eat it, but he was stopped because of the werecat. 

“..D-damn.....” He told himself as now he hesitated to eat the burger. “NO! No no no no! It is tasteless because you’re thinking it is tasteless, Liam!” Now he started talking to himself. “As long as you’re thinking it tastes delicious, then—wa~laaa~~ It won’t tasteless!! It’s all only in your head!” ..And he kept talking to himself. “Yes! *gulped* Dooon’t think if it is tasteless, Liam!” ....Okay, he needed to stop himself to talk to himself before anyone thought that he was crazy.....

A-anyway! After finished talking to himself, Liam then carefully looked at the burger as he was muttering “It is a burger and it is delicious”, he repeated that sentences again and again while his hands were bringing up the burger slowly to his muttering mouth. Very slowly~ until it was very very veryyyy clooose to his lips and-----

He stopped... again.

“Damn it....” He then turned his eyes again to werecat, wondering what that werecat was doing right now before he turned his eyes back again to the burger, and gulped a bit. “Alright alright, let’s do this again.....” Liam then took a deep breath and--- 

“It is a burger and it is delicious. It is a burger with thick sliced white bread buns roasted in the oven with herbed butter until nice and crunchy. Fillings would be nice juicy barbecued burger of fine ground beef with pepper, salt, soya sauce, and a bit of olive oil for seasoning. A melted slice of gouda chees. Fresh crunchy lettuce. Thick slices of bright red tomatoes. Equal amounts of ketchup, mayonnaise and then some salad dressing. Some more cheese. pickles!!!!! and then everything all over again once more! Hmmm! That’s sound deliciouuus!”

After finished suggesting himself with those delicious description of burger, Liam then quickly opened his mouth in hunger and----

Bit.

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Silenced was the only thing happened after he bit the burger.

No words afterward coming out from Liam’s mouth. He was stunned like a rock. No movement, no words.

“Uwaaaaaaaah!! Damn iiiiit!!” Suddenly he shouted like a mad man and threw away the burger from his hands before letting his body down to the ground because of the frustration. “Why the hell it’s still tasteless...... even though I already make a very very delicious description of that damn burger....” Instead of giving the taste to the tasteless food, that description of him was making Liam more and more hungry of tasty delicious food.

Hiks hiks hiks.

“This is awful....” He muttered in frustation before moving his eyes to the werecat and quickly crawling to there like a creepy guy. “Whyyyyyy? Why it’s still tastelessssss?? Is it not enough with only Thick sliced white bread buns roasted in the oven with herbed butter until nice and crunchy. Fillings would be nice juicy barbecued burger of fine ground beef with pepper, salt, soya sauce, and a bit of olive oil for seasoning. A melted slice of gouda chees. Fresh crunchy lettuce. Thick slices of bright red tomatoes. Equal amounts of ketchup, mayonnaise and then some salad dressing. Some more cheese. Pickles, and then everything all over again once more!??” He repeated that again...... “I waaant deliciouuuus food, not this damn tasteless foooood.... hiks. This whole new world is making me frustateeeeed—oh wait, not at all, i love my new appearance though---But stiiiiiiilllll....!!”

O-oi.... that wasn’t really nice crawling and complaining just like that to a stranger, Liam...





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[Elphyr]

It wasn’t nice to eavesdrop. Nor was it considered good to stare for too long. Elphyr, however, was doing both.

He stood there unblinking, staring from the food that had been smashed on the floor by the other werecat, realizing only then that he was starting to feel hungry. Seeing someone spit and carelessly waste food that way made him twitch. Well, the boy hadn’t known that even the texture of the food was nothing like the real thing… yet. From his perspective, it was still food,“how bad could tasteless be?” He wondered as his ears caught hold of a voice belonging to another who had started talking to no one in particular. The descriptions that had been muttered out had been enough to make his mouth water.

Elphyr shook his head, he had to get more money first, like he planned in his head. Elphyr was one of those types that ate just to fill his stomach, plain crackers and bread were usually something he would scarf down to settle his stomach down and get on with whatever he was working on. He was about to turn away when the pony tailed-male had started crawling up to the previous werecat, ranting his troubles and complaints of the tasteless food. “Ah that’s sure to tick him off…” Elphyr muttered to himself with a frown, remembering how mad the werecat had been earlier. “But then again… if he doesn’t want the food…”

“Hey, if you have other food and don’t want it, give em to me.” He stated after tapping the human male on the shoulder, jabbing a thumb at the burger on the ground. “I mean… if you’re just going to take one bite and throw it like earlier.” He added. He hoped he didn’t offend or anything.

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[Kaizer]

It was around this moment that Kaizer looked over to see others had noticed his ranting, he was not embarrassed as he knew soon they would know. They would experience the torture of wanting, but never getting. They would know the horrors of holding a slice of bacon on meat surrounded by buns with slices of cheese, water over the knowledge of what once was, then... Taste the nothingness of it all. The moral damage, the harm done to the psyche of a person over time. It could not be allowed to go on, this had to stop. The powers that be must have given them something to put them in such a situation. Thats when the two others came over and Kaizer couldn't help himself.

He'd reach down and pick the poor guy up.

"Do not worry, calm yourself. There must be a way to actually taste the food, to bring back the flavors we miss so much. We must use the power of youth! Meow will you help me? Help me find a cure, a solution, an answer to our crisis?"

Kaizer would ask the guy, tears running down his cheeks. Spotting the other werecat he would drop the fellow and walk over, looking the werecat in the eyes.

"No! You must not, do not throw your life away by conforming to this ridiculous flavorless world. Aid us in finding the flavor. Help us bring it to the world!"

Kaizer would turn away from the werecat looking to the sky before closing his eyes and pointing a hand to the sky, raising one of his paws and resting it on a chair as if adventuring some unexplored land. If he had a cape it would be fluttering in the wind like a flag of his people, a guiding light for lost travelers.

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[Ace]

Looking up to the werecat that had put his hand down to Ace, Ace’s eyes were glowing bright when the werecat tried to convince Ace that there must be the way to change this tasteless food into the tasteful one, and not just convincing him, the werecat then asked him to help him to find a solution on this and bring back the taste of the food that they missed so much. Hearing that, Ace’s ears were twitching, his eyes got brighter than ever.

If only they succeeded in finding the solution of this tasteless disaster, Ace could taste Crunchy and light, Warm and ready to eat, A yellowish colour with bits of orange crispiness, A wonderful tasty tempting smell, A lovely crispy potato taste, as known as delicious French fries~ And of course not just, he could taste another deliciouuuus food! 

Oh yes.. Just thinking of it, it made Ace hungry of the tastiest food. This invitation, he couldn’t ignore it.

But then, that thought was ruined when a person was tapping Ace’s shoulder from back and asked him if Ace was going to waste another food later, then it was better for Ace to give the food to that person. “Eh? Bu----“

"No! You must not, do not throw your life away by conforming to this ridiculous flavorless world. Aid us in finding the flavor. Help us bring it to the world!" 

Before Ace could finish his sentence, the werecat that looked like a samurai stepped forward to that person and told him that he shouldn’t eat those tasteless food and instead helped them to find the flavor into this world, changed this world into a tasteful wooorld! “Yes, he is right!” Added Ace as he quickly stood up and tried to place both of his hands to the druid werecat’s shoulder. “Do not let the tasteless food take your soul ever, o adventurer! There must be a way to get out from disaster! I know it!” Letting his hands went away from the werecat’s shoulder, Ace quickly dragged the nearest chair to him and followed the samurai werecat’s pose. 

Chin was up, eyes were looking to the wide blue sky full of hopes, right hand was pointing into the sky. “Yes! We know it! Together, we will help this world to be a better world that full of tasty food!! We will!! Just imagine it! A tasty spaghetti and sauce with pure delight as you sopped up of the extra sauce with one piece of garlic bread after another, when you bite it--- 'kriukk' hrm~ the taste of that garlic bread with sauce of the spaghetti.. That sounds delicious, right! and 'Sluu~~rp!!' when you eat the spaghetti, the smell of it, the taste of it, hmmm~~” And suddenly… well… and somehow….. wind blew gently around them, blowing the fur of the werecats and Ace’s hair.. uh… just…. Don’t ask. "We can do this!! We can find a cure of it!! A solution of this disaster!!! Let's bring it in to this world, o adventurers!!"

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[Elphyr]

Elphyr saw that the human male had been about to speak when the other werecat intervened. Well, there went once chance to curb his hunger, or so he thought. Although the gaze wasn’t cold or anything of that sort, he almost cringed when the other werecat looked him in the eye to speak of finding some form of food that resembles what they had in the world before. He frowned, eyes expressing a mild confusion at the current situation. “He wants what?”He thought to himself.

He opened his mouth to speak but he clamped it shut again when the cat had proceeded to pose with the chair nearby. He could only stare as the human male that he asked food from agreed openly and proceeded to do the same by dragging another chair over.

More so than words and poses, Elphyr more was dumbfounded by how the wind just seemed to blow as if right on cue as the monk spouted words that only served to make the druid hungrier. He placed a hand to his stomach as it growled before taking a glance around at the various reactions. Some raised a fist in cheer, others eyeballed the act, obviously either unimpressed or still naïve to how bad the texture-less, tasteless food would affect them after days and days of consumption.

“Well, as long as their experimenting I guess I could be a guinea pig.” He muttered with folded arms, reaching that decision after feeling that his stomach suffered enough neglect, or rather, losing the internal battle with the will of his stomach. “But first, how are you going to go about this?”

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[Kaizer]

Kaizer would snap out of the pose by kicking the chair away a few feet before snapping his left hand out to point at the other Werecat. His eyes full of fire and ambition, gleaming with the soul of youth.

"By eating things... Randomly. From bark off the tree's to the still living boar in the forest. I will find flavor. When I do, it will begin an upward journey into glorious delicacies, the likes of which no one has ever had."

He'd then grab the Nodachi at his side drawing it and raising it in front of him in a prayer, a promise from a warrior's honor to the heavens themselves.

"Flavor is out there, I will never stop seeking it, not until I have mastered its every possible outcome. With the immortality I am granted, for all the millenia of the remainder of my days in this world... It will be done."

With his prayer finished he would point the blade at the Werecat.

"This I promise to all in witness today. Help me discover the flavors of this world. Try everything, not just what you can buy in shops, bite, lick, chew, suck, eat every little thing you come across."

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[Ace]

The next word from the druid werecat suddenly stunned Ace down. So, while Ace was still in his pose, he was thinking if this werecat was right, they still didn’t know how they would manage to find those flavours.

No, the real question was, was it really exist? Those flavours? Would they manage to bring it to this world? Or…. It didn’t exist from the very moment this world was created? The more Ace thought about it, the more he would get lost in the middle of questions without answers. Taking back his pose and stood normally, Ace then saw the samurai workout was kicking the chair away with a fire in his eyes. When, Ace saw that, he then chuckled a bit and instead of following what that samurai werecat did, Ace pulled that chair to near him and spun it slightly before he sat down on it with a position of the chair’s back on the front.

“Well… that’s a really good question from you, o sir black cat.”

Ace told the druid werecat before his eyes moved back to the samurai werecat when he started talking again. “By eating things.. Randomly…. Try everything, huh? Hm..” Ace muttered under his breath as he put his hands on the back of the chair.

Once again, without he noticed it, Ace lost in his thoughts, and---

Click!

“Ey, Sir Werecat with sword, and sir Black Werecat. May I ask something?” Ace looked to the both. “What are your subclasses? If I may know of course! B-but, If you guys don’t want to tell me about it, it’s okay. Hehe” And suddenly, out of the blue, Ace asked that question to them. 

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Notes : Haha, random Ace is random~

[Elphyr]

Elphyr looked at the human as he spoke but had abruptly turned his attention to the other werecat who had kicked his chair away. He stared at the other werecat in a calm manner whilst still folding his arms as he listened to what he had to say. His mouth curved into a smile as he mentioned tasting things at random for the sake of flavor. The druid was, you could say, amused by the thoughts and ambitions of the other werecat. He may even have let out a chuckle if not for the samurai reaching for the nodachi. This caused Elphyr’s shoulder to stiffen for a brief moment before he let a small sigh of relief when the werecat only raised it in some sort of way to show conviction and commitment towards his goal.

“But to do that…” Elphyr’s thoughts turned to money, and his level. If the samurai really wanted to search this world for flavour, that had to first work on that. Elphyr was about to speak when the blade had been suddenly pointed at him. He looked at the samurai questioningly before taking a step back to a comfortable distance from the weapon.

With all that was said and displayed by the werecat samurai, even Elphyr felt that he was getting infected. He had been about to speak when the male monk cut in. “My… subclass?” He repeated. “Sure but I don’t see why you need to know…” He gave a shrug before really answering the question, his hands now fallen to his side.

“I’m a mechanic, also a puppeteer. Also, “Sir Black werecat”’s a mouthful. Just call me J-…” his words trailed off as the thought of using only his username just occurred to him. “ Just refer to me as Elphyr.” There was no harm in giving his real name but while he was stuck here, he may as well play the part of his character.

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