Love is a Battlefield <3 [Mentor/ OG Loc]

[Saskia]

HP 100% | MP 100%

Guardian - Cavalier - Brewer

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The bold warrioress adventured deep beyond the mystical wood. Finding a leisure blessing of being kissed with the nature of the forest, as the frost fall of the winter breeze and snow fell upon the surface of the cool earth. She enjoyed the thrill of the chilling winds as they snaked across her smooth pale skin and became intoxicated by the bountiful winter wonderland. The thick and deep fields of know were terrible enough to traverse on foot, but while she was on horse back she was able to easily manuvuer over the piles of snow that was almost two feet high.



Ever persistent in her voyage, the female cotton candy haired wolf hair held the reins loosely in her slender fingers as she majestically wobbled upon the horse like a metal tin can. She was encompassed in a series of elegant steel armor and various shiny metals that adorned her greaves and gauntlets. Attached to her rear was a large and boisterous Great shield that towered over her back completely. Alongside it was along her long spear, a mighty weapon that was commonly used with both hands, yet after many months of training, Saskia had become able to effectively use it with one while mounting her gallant steed. She was superb in the form of jousting, thus making her a superior cavalier among the ranks and order of the knights and sorcerers among the lands. She held virtue close to her heart as her and her colt danced through the whimsical neck of the woods.



The forest was thick an the creatures were thicker as several animals roamed about the territory. Most were passive and simply grazed upon the grass, or ate whatever vegetation they could find as herbivores. Saskia enjoyed these light pleasantries. To be engulf in mother nature’s grand design. This was the lavishness of life at serenity’s edge. Saskia found herself falling into some blissful dream. The sun faded away being blocked by the humble cloud, yet the woods still held their grand mystique. Out of the corners of her eye she spotted a flock of cute little penguins all lined up in a row scurrying about in the wonderful fields of snow.



“What are they doing all the way out here?” Saskia wondered. She hadn’t seen them around the woods ever before. “You think they are some kind of seasonal mob?” Saskia inquired to her war horse, Icarus.



The ivory coated beast shook his blonde mane in response to his masters words as he gazed curiously at the penguins with his rich chocolate eyes.





“Awww, look, Icarus...I think that one’s proposing!” Saskia cooed sweetly as she watch the wheels of nature in motion. A black penguin with a white belly nuzzled at a small pebble with his beak and tapped it towards the female penguin who squawked with glee. It was such a mesmerizing sight to see such unrestrained devotion as the penguin gave the other his eternal confession of love. Sweet valentines filled the air as Saskia exhaled a passionate sigh, falling in love with sight.


"Yep, now time to kill 'em!" Saskia chuckled as she brandished her spear and great shield after withdrawing them from her back. A sinuous smirk adorned her lips. 

INVENTORY

EQUIPMENT: Stratford Arms Platemail (Level. 30), Stratford Arms Great Shield (level. 30) , Stratford Arms Long Spear (Level. 30)
ABILITIES USED:
Words: 541
Post Theme Song: Frozen Clearing





TAGS:OG Loc

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[OG Loc]

Jason, known here by the name OG Loc was in his element. Engulfed deep in the beauty of the forest, the young male forgot every sense for time and place. He didn't even realize that he spend the whole day observing and associating with all the different animals he has found in this woods.

Jason was like that outside the game already. When he was still in London, the young male had many pets. Six turtles, two dogs, four cats, seven fish, three hamsters and two guinea pigs surely could be called quite a worrying number and it was quite often a reason for arguing with the second owner of the flat. Especially since they were living in the blocks, he quite often got himself in trouble because of his love to animals.

Now he found himself surrounded by a giant amount of penguins. To be honest, this wasn't planned like that. At first he only saw three of those cute little birds. With Tongue of Nature he started to communicate with them, which was completely adorable, but what started out with three of those, soon turned into ten, later into twenty and before Jason was able to do anything he realized that he couldn't even move anymore as he was surrounded by a countless amount of those cute birds that weren't able to fly. Stumbling over one of them, he fell on his back and couldn't move. Why? The reason were the penguins, that Jason, thanks to the Tongue of Nature skill could hear saying "Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle.". No matter how laughable it sounded, Jason, the pet loving Druid OG Loc was trapped in a huge pile of penguins that seemed to cuddle him to death. 

For a moment he caught the sight of woman mounting a horse in quite a distance from where he was and Jason wanted to ask for help, but in that very second a little penguin butt suddenly interrupted his call. On the other side he remembered seing that she had her weapon in her hand, which kind of made him worry. Was she about to harm those little feathered creatures? Even though this was a game, Jason still kind of disliked this thought. But on the other side, he might be caught in this pile of penguins for eternity, which wouldn't be really pleasant. 

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Saskia

[Saskia]

HP 100% | MP 100%

Guardian - Cavalier - Brewer

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Icarus sneered at the sight of the flock of penguins. Feeling himself to be a more noble and adorable colt. He huffed a puff of jealous as hot air escaped his nostrils. Just who did these bumbling birds think they were!?! Walking around looking all cute and stuff. Hogging all the attention away from Sasi from me. Those damn birds. I’ll teach them a lesson!



Wait...



Why am I even narrating this? I’m just a horse!



Well, anyway. Those damn birds deserve to die and I don’t know why they are gathered up in that circle like that, but you know what?



I don’t care!



I’ll stomp my way through all of them!



*Manicial hee haw*



Thuh thump! Thuh thump! Thuh thump!



“Icarus, what are you doing?” Saskia cried as Icarus charged ahead in a crazed dash.



“Shut up woman! I’m driving here! I’m tired of your backseat driving. All you do in nag. Damn!” Icarus neighed, though it fell on silent ears as she didn’t have the tongue of nature skill.



So as my gigantic sexy muscular horse legs leaped over a log, I sent that giant tin can off my back as she went sailing in the air.



Hey! Not my fault if she doesn’t know how to keep a good grip on the reins by now!





So she flailed in the air like a chicken from Zelda, and I’m a lander horse, so I probaby shouldn’t even be knowing this. But whatever!



I swear it seemed as if “I believe I can fly” was playing in the background as she flew in mid air.



As her body skidded in the dirt, and her face planted in a puddle of mud, I thought to myself I would have given that beautiful swan dive a ten out of ten!



But anyways, we’re going to leave that old hag behind for the rest of the story. I’m tired of that lazy cotton candy haired @!#$% always riding on my back. She never walks anywhere! It’s always take me this way Icarus. Yah! Icarus! Oh, Jump over the boiling pit of lava, Icarus! I’ve had it! Enough is enough!


I seriously need to vent.



I think I’m going to take it out on these stupid birds.



“Ayo, you stupid birds!” Icarus neighed wildly as he charged at them in a mad dash. “Come get some!!”



I cut my way through those stupid chick as sent them flying.



I almost stomped on this boys face. Lucky for him I leaped over him in the final second.



But little did I know, these penguins were trained in kung fu!



As I turned my horse head around. That’s when I saw it!



An army of penguins all lined up, flipping me off with their fins.



"Alright, fellas, start with his kneecaps..." One of the penguin buddies threatened as he squawked at me. 


Terror entered my eyes as I gazed as that pink haired clutz and I shrieked like the donkey from Shrek at Saskia.



“Saskia! Oh shit! It’s the PENGUIN MAFIA!” I screamed as I nervously backed against a tree surrounded by penguins.



I cowered in fear as they circled around me like a pack of wolves.



I didn’t have a hope in hell. At least that’s how I felt until the teapot with the sword came over and hit a home run through the birds with her big ass [Converging Saber] skill.



Slicing and dicing in a 180 arc and making sushi out of those penguins.



I wonder if she even noticed the poor dead guy on the ground that the penguin mafia had assassinated and probably pickpocketed.



I wonder if he still has anything left.



I think I smelled chocolate on him.



-As told by Icarus (Yes, I wrote all this with my hooves. Respect it!)

INVENTORY

EQUIPMENT: Stratford Arms Platemail (Level. 30), Stratford Arms Great Shield (level. 30) , Stratford Arms Long Spear (Level. 30)
ABILITIES USED:
Words: 633
Post Theme Song: We be the defenders





TAGS:OG Loc

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[OG Loc]

Everything happened so quick, that Jason wasn't even quite sure if he even grasped a tenth of what was going on right here. The first thing he heard was “Shut up woman! I’m driving here! I’m tired of your backseat driving. All you do in nag. Damn!”. Suddenly he was freed from all the penguins cuddling him by a horse which almost stomped him to death. He heard words like Penguin Mafia and suddenly he heard one of the earlier so cute penguins telling the rest for the kneecaps. Sitting up Jason looked confused around, saw the female in the mud, the horse slowly being cornered by penguins. It seemed that those little fellas weren't so friendly if you enrage them, which was quite a shock for the young male. After a while Jason realized that what he has heard were the words of the horse, which made him lift an eyebrow, the situation slowly starting to make sense, no, that was a lie, this all simply made no sense.



"So... did I get that right?" Jason mumbled to himself standing up slowly "...a horse raged at his owner, threw her in the mud, then attacked the penguins that were harmless, enraged them to the extend that they want to get rid of the horse, which is now cornered by the whole gathering?" It sounded even more stupid when he said it to himself that way. Suddenly he heard a commotion and looked up, just to see the young woman slaughter the penguins. It wasn't a pleasant sight for Jason, even though he knew that this was just a game and that he shouldn't feel bad about the penguins. He decided to help the woman out, since the penguins didn't look that harmless at all when they were enraged. The cute little beaked faces were decorated with evil red shining eyes which creeped him out in some strange way. Jason summoned his Familiar, a small but fast Grey Wolf he has decided to call CJ, since he was forced to live by the name OG Loc in here, why not follow the whole San Andreas line further? The small wolf puppy looked at Jason and tilted it's head "What's up?"



Jason explained the situation to the puppy, made the little wolf laugh hard enough to make it drop on it's back and then send him into combat. The wolf run towards the gathering of penguins bumped into a few of them, saw their eyes and soon enough returned to Jason. "Mister OG Penguing Troubled Loc, those little creatures creep even a brave warrior wolf like me out, I won't go in there." Jason stared at the wolf with an expression of shock and maybe one percent amusement and then stared back at the woman and the horse. They would be fine probably, but it was still a gruesome sight...

 

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Saskia

[Saskia]

HP 100% | MP 100%

Guardian - Cavalier - Brewer

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Alright. So as I was practically pissing on my hooves next to that tree. I caught a glimpse of something real funky going on in the distance. Remembered the dude I told you about that was smuggling in the chocolate bars for that penguin mafia?



You know, the one they probably whacked after he got a little high on his own supply?



Well, get this. The guy gets up and starts walking around like a zombie. I could have swore he was done for when that army of man eating penguins came all around him and started smothering him to death.



He looked kind of weird with that big black trenchcoat and scarf. Looking like he was about to stalk someone or lift up his jacket and sell me a pistol like some black market arms dealer.



I was digging that ninja demon would that he summoned at the last minute though. At least until my natural animal instincts kicked in.



“Oh, shit! That’s a wolf! He’s a god damn carnivore! That’s it! I’m out!” Icarus whined as his head swung wildly in terror, then he blinked at it curiously as it bumped into penguin, then ran away with it’s tail between it’s legs. “Wait...that’s not a meat eater...that’s a god damn herbivore...vegeterian ass wolf...HAHA!” Icarus chuckled as he grinned wide.



Yeah, that’s right. I called him out on that. I mean how you gonna be a big bad wolf and let a penguin punk you out? That’s just freaking terrible. You can’t do that in my hood! I’m from the ghetto of Sarum Fields. Don’t nobody mess with Sarum Fields. They don’t know about that frontier life!



Damn...there she goes again. Oh, shit! She’s about to....damnnnnnnn. Anima bubbles popping like the fourth of july in this !@#$%. She need to put that sword down before she hurts somebody.



“Aye, what are you!” Icarus neighed as Saskia stomped over to him wiping the penguin blood off her sword and jerking on his reigns.



That damn woman! Who she think she is, snatching me up like that? She don’t know who she messing with! I’ll get the whole Horse armada on her ass!



I got Rainbow Dash on speed dial!



“Look you....I’m going to need you to calm the hell down. You are embarasssing me...”



“Honey, you embarassed yourself when you got that cheap ass hair cut. Your assneeds to be in a salon instead of walking around the forest looking like He-man.” Icarus neighed in defiance.



She walkd over to the Druid after clearing out the penguins.



“Sorry about that, are you alright?” She asked. “ You trying to get a bit of levels? Need some help.”



Icarus, that loveable sexy steed, boldly walked up to the timid wolf.



“Yo, what up dawg! My name’s Icarus and this here is my cotton candy haired princess, Peanut.“

INVENTORY

EQUIPMENT: Stratford Arms Platemail (Level. 30), Stratford Arms Great Shield (level. 30) , Stratford Arms Long Spear (Level. 30)
ABILITIES USED:
Words: 481
Post Theme Song: Cassandra





TAGS:OG Loc

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[OG Loc]

 Jason started to laugh as he heard the horse talk about CJ that way. The little wolf wasn't that satisfied with it, but the young druid had his fun with this one. Trying to ignore that one penguin after the other disappeared, he waited for the woman to finish. He watched her step up to him and for the first time he took a closer look. Saskia, a level 50 Guardian. "Uhm... hello." Jason said and tried not to laugh, but he didn't manage to. "I'm sorry..." He said in between the laughters. The young male wanted to explain himself, but it was quite impossible. "I'm really sorry..." He started once again and finally got a grip of himself "... I have my Tongue of Nature skill still activated and your horse is quite rude to you, I must say..." He thought for a second if he should explain further and actually decided to do so. "Your horse is mad at you for always nagging...and apparently he complains about your hairstyle". CJ meanwhile looked up to the wolf and lifted his head up for a moment as a greeting "Wassup man, the name's CJ, I'm rollin round with my homeboy OG Loc here." "Nice to meet you Icarus, maybe you should cut your cotton candy princess some slack, you don't seem like she wouldn't treat your well." He said towards the horse using his skill, but he immediately turned his attention back to the female. "My name is Jason...or well, more like OG Loc in here, the penguins weren't harming anyone to be honest, they literally just wanted to cuddle until they didn't get attacked, it's a pitty that you killed them off. If you really want to help me out though I would really love to, I could really need some aid, since CJ here isn't that much of a reliable help as you saw." "HEY!" The wolf bumped into him and looked angrily up to him "I will do my job, you will see...I just didn't feel like it, pffft." Jason just couldn't believe how hilarious this whole situation was, a woman that just got thrown in the mud and defeated a horde of penguins, a horse that was probably on pair with Kevin Hart, a gangsta wolf that couldn't even drive by a single penguin but bosses around and a druid talking with animals just as much as with the woman in front of him.

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Saskia

[Saskia]

HP 100% | MP 100%

Guardian - Cavalier - Brewer

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Oh no this this Lester the molester looking fool didn’t!



He did!



He just broke the freaking BRO CODE!



I can’t believe this shit!



So we snitchin’ now? Is that what we do?



I’m fixin’ to break a hoof off in this Druid’s ass!



Nobody play sticky icky like that!



I’ll stomp him grapes in so hard, his children will come out brain dead!



Ayo! Hold me back, Peanut! I’m going in for the kill! Watch me one hit this fool!



Saskia snatched Icarus by his reins, and glared at him with an evil eye that seered his soul and petrified him into a state of shock.



“Icarus...” She spoke in a highly authoritative tone. “Sit!”



“Yessah massah! I’z do’s anything you say boss!” Icarus neighed as he dropped down to the floor and began innocently licking the grass, trying to make himself look adorable as possible, to make the man look like he was speaking utter nonsense.





He glared up at the man in the trenchcoat with a boiling resentment. “Snitch..” He whined as he glared up at him from his timeout.



“Oh really now? So that’s how he really feels? And here I was thinking that we were such close friends after all these months.” Saskia replied as she scolding looked down at Icarus, the pink haired woman’s eyes full of scorn. “You know...I never did think I needed the Tongue of Nature skill, because I thought we understood one another. But now that this has come to my attention, maybe I should look into it.”



“Man, Peanut, this dude is lying to youuuu!” Icarus whined, trying to convince her, though she couldn’t understand his words. “Man, see what you did!”



The horse then mumbled under his breath. “Trying to be all polite and shit...he probably just trying to get the booty...” Icarus scoffed as he rolled his eyes and burried his head in the grass.



PAUSE!



You see this right here! This is what gets you a Liu Kang Bicycle Kick from me!



I’ll have a slice of life, hold the drama please!



That’s it!



I’m calling in the wolf pack.



Time to get Rainbow Dash and the horse clan over here to kick this guy’s ass!



Now let me just get my phone.



*struggles to clasp phone with his hoofs*



Ok...easy...easy....



Shit! I dropped it!



Ok...uhm...



Screw it...I’ll just make the call from the floor.



I got her on speedial. It’s just one button anyway.



*taps his flat hoof across the screen*



Damn it..freaking shitty touch screens!



*taps again, no success*



Damn you, black Jebus! Why!?!



Why don’t we have any fingers!?!



*looks down at both his hooves and cries*



Wait...I think I got it!



What? No no no! Don’t call MOM!



*stomps on phone trying to hang it up*



Shit...I done broke my Iphone 6... And I didn’t even get insurance....



Where the hell I’m going to find $100 on a Sunday!?!



*goes to church and loots the tithes and offering*



I’m sorry, I’ll repent for it later.



Time to buy this phone!



Iphone Nation, baby!



*walks out with his new phone and trips of his feet*



Nooooo!



*insert epic scene in slow motion where he tries desperately to grab his phone, but fails miserably due to lack of thumbs*



Shiiiiiiiet.



Damn it...there goes my rent money.



Not even going to be able to buy my two for tuesdays at Popeye’s!



Wait...what?



I was supposed to be telling a story?



I’m still on air?



Goddammit, I thought you said we were going to commercial!!



*Ahem*



Sorry about that dawgs... Now where was I...



Oh, yes..



The snitch!



So anyways, Snitchface and @#$%-face was busy nagging at me. I was trying to fine better stuff to get into.



That’s when. Out of the corner of my eye. I see it.



Bodacious body and my god those legs were amazing! Her body was a fine succulent caramel tone and her luscious chocolate eyes and gold mane was just to damn fine to miss.



So like a panther, I crept up to this lady shire, and spit that game like any mack would do.



“Ayo, baby, you looking fine as a glass of wine..” He whispered as he snaked his way beside her.



The female horse looked back as him and sized him up with a flirtatious grin in her eyes.



“Is that a carrot or are you just happy to see me?” She promiscuously replied.



“Haha damn girl...say...what ‘chu doing fa Valentine’s day...I know this nice watering hole down the block. Got some straight up untapped spring water I think you might like...” He smirked with a devilish grin.



“Awww, that’s so sweet. You’re making me melt like hot fudge on a sundae~” She blushed as she lifted her head from the pond.



Her eyes dilated at the sight of a bolstering pink haired guardian stampededing over and gripping Icarus by the reins.



“I thought I told you to stay put! Get back over here!” She said as she hassled to pull him back over to OG Loc and CJ.



“Oh...a momma’s boy....what a turn off. Nevermind then. ” She said as she turned around and began to gallop off.



“No! Wait, baby! We can work it out!” Icarus shouted as his hooves skidded across the ground in defiance.



You see people? This right here just takes the cake.



How she gonna @#$%-block me like that?



I was just about to get dem digits!



That horse had a booty like Nicki Minaj!



I ain’t ever gonna find another pony like that.



I swear. I’m gonna get Saskia’s ass back for this.



I’m killing her first born!



Just you wait, you pink haired little...



“Now anyways, where were we...?” Saskia asked as she was dragging Icarus along. “OG Loc? What are you some kind of gangster or something.



“Who him? Please....he got Mitch written all over him...mitch ass snitch!” Icarus whined.



“So, you can talk to all wildlife then? That’s pretty cool. Sorry about the penguins. I was just protecting my horse...”



“I suppose we can start off with a few quests around here.”



Suddenly, a voice came back from the distance.



“Ayo...that’s the guy..”



“You sure..?”



“Yeah that’s him...I saw him talking to her over by the pond as he was ogling at her ass...”



“Aye...say punk! I heard you was tryna talk to my baby momma!” A fierce penguin squawked as he slammed his fins together.



“What? Huh? Me....no, no, no, no, no...I was just taling to that sexy little stallion over there...”



“Yeah....that’s her...Isabella..and you ain’t got no right talking to her like that.” He glared as he waddled over wth his team of three stooges.



He snapped his fin at his goons (If that was even possible...) “Kill him...”





“Ugh...Saskia....a little help please! Earth to Saskia! Come in Saskia! ARE YOU HEARING THIS RIGHT NOW!?!”



Unfortunately for me, that dumb broad was still chirping away at OG Loc while I was about to be wearing ice blocks and swimming with the fishes...

INVENTORY

EQUIPMENT: Stratford Arms Platemail (Level. 30), Stratford Arms Great Shield (level. 30) , Stratford Arms Long Spear (Level. 30)
ABILITIES USED:
Words: 1195
Post Theme Song: Aphelion





TAGS:OG Loc

template by caesar

[OG Loc]

"Well, as long as he is reliable when you need him, then maybe you don't need the skill... depends on how often he throws you off like that." Jason said with a smile, while with the corner of his attention he registered what the horse was doing and saying. Was it just him, or was this whole situation getting even more hilarious? Jason decided to wait it out and found it quite amusing to be called a snitch by the horse, this four hooved weirdo sure was something. "Well..." He snickered at the question if he was a gangster or something like that "... I'm not really much of a gangster, I took the name from a game I enjoyed and I couldn't possibly imagine that I would get stuck with such a name under such circumstances." With a smirk he scratched the back of his head. It was strange to give off such a kind of expression. Sure, he was living in quite the bad corner of London, but he always kept away from drugs and gun dealing or other such things, his interaction with the hood being limited to what was enough to keep negative situation off his back.

Taking a quick look at the penguin dilemma. he turned his attention back to the female in front of him. "Well, if it's about the penguins, I have to finally accept that this is a game, I am forgetting that when I see those animals here and your horse certainly was a priority in this situation. Concerning the offer with the quests, I would love to accept this offer, but first..." He sighed out, turning his attention towards CJ "Can you at least stand up against four of them?" Heavily insulted, the grey wolf stared at him "One day... you will wake up dead...in space... with a god damn penguin stuffed up a place that didn't see the sun yet." he growled and trotted towards the four birds. "Why do I have to save the arse of a wanna be casanova?" he said out loud, the rest of his monologue was too silent for anybody to hear.

"Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it! I have to fight! Finally I will show my true power! But what if their beaks are sharp? Damn that will hurt if they are! Come one CJ, you are called after the famous Carl Johnson, a world wide known hero of the world OG Loc comes from! I will show that I have the nuts to crack theirs... no, that just doesn't sound right." The trotting turned into a wild sprint as the wolf aimed towards the penguins with panic. "I will do it! I will do it! I will do it! I will do it! I will do it! I will do it! I will do it! I will do it! I will do it! I will do it! I will do it! I will do it! Who am I kidding?!" He wanted to stop as he realized that he was simply too scared to attack them, but he suddenly tripped. Making a sudden roll, he rolled towards the penguins like a bowling ball. "What is th-..." The penguin didn't even had the chance to finish his sentence as CJ scored a strike, the penguins being stiff like wood and just fell over in all directions.

Shaking his head and standing up from the ground, the wolf looked at what he has done. "What's up with that freak?!" One Penguin squeaked and backed off, the leader stood up and shook it's wing at the horse "You had luck this time, because your psycho friend was around, but just you wait! NOBODY MESSES AROUND WITH DON BEAKING WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES, YOU WILL BE FISH FODDER NEXT TIME I SEE YOU." And so the four penguins waddled off as fast they could. The wolf's jaw dropped "I did it...I did it... I am awesome... I am strong... I AM A FIGHTER" The wolf made a backflip out of euphoria. "You are quite the handsome fighter." CJ turned around to see who was saying that and found himself in front of the female horse the horse of the adventurer was flirting at and which has caused all this ruckus from begin with. With new confidence, the wolf started his unbeatable eyebrow game and proceeded to seduce the female horse even more, no matter if this was even right or not. "Well, what now?" That was all that was needed, one had to know how the ladies worked, there was nothing more he needed to say, he simply had to wait for the effects. "Wh-what now?" The female horse looked away from CJ as if she was trying to hide a blush, but then faced him once again "Well... do you want to meet on valentines day?" Bingo. She was his, no way around it. "Sure, why not baby girl."

It wasn't really possible to talk about anything within that ruckus, nobody could concentrate while that happening around, which is why Jason waited for it to stop, trying not to laugh while all that happened. "Well, back to the quests... Do you know where there were some quests? I guess I could really need them and some help with them, too." He smiled, but not just to look friendly, but also because he still tried not to laugh, which he hid quite good. He didn't want to laugh about stuff his coversation partner couldn't even hear.

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Saskia

[Saskia]

HP 100% | MP 100%

Guardian - Cavalier - Brewer

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*taps away at the keyboard, drinking coffee while listening to Luigi’s Ballad on youtube*



Oh, man! God damn, that shit’s hilarious...princess peach is soooooo wrong for that. I can’t believe that game isn’t rated mature after that.



Now that down combo on super smash bros brawl all makes sense now!



I’ll never look at toad the same again man.



Hmmm... Now let’s see what’s crack a lacking in the thread with them goons in the forest.



*clicks link*



Ok...



Ok..



Haaaa!



Wait, what the neep!?!



I know like hell-....





Awwww hellz naw!





Pause-..



Rewind...



Okay, now press play.



So I’m gone tell y’all the truth about what happened that night, because everything that wolf telling you is bullshit, aight?



Your homie sticky icky is going to keep it straight up, one hundred percent one hunnid’ with ‘chu...





This is how it all went down....



“Hmm..well if he doesn’t get his act together then we might have to go get neutered...” Saskia snarled as she saw the little hoochie mama horse in the background trotting away innocently.



“Spayed? Who me? Uh-uh, not the black mamba!” The horse boasted as he tucked his hooves over his head in fear of the thought.



"Seriously!?! What the @#$% is wrong with this crazy white chick? Why couldn’t I just be left in the wilds with all the hot horses that looked like Kim Kardashian...instead I got to get stuck with the pink powerpuff! With the nappy ass hair’"


‘Yeah, I’m talking about you...with them ugly ass beady bees on the back of your neck. You need to get some cornrows or something...you already look like a dike with that armor on~” Icarus whine. “And comb your damn beard, you ol, dwarf looking, wanna be brewer, fake ass bartender. Look at your AP score. That shit is negative zero! What the hell?”



“Wh-what is this BYOB or something? I thought we was all coming out here to get smashed? OOOOHHHH...you can’t make no drinks cuz you ain’t got no LEVELSSSSSSS~! You worthless sack of @#$%! I guess I got to get drunk off my spit!”



“You know what? You LUCKY these damn penguins here. Or you’d have these hooves where your eyes should be!”



“Yeah, I suppose we’ll just have to work together to fend them off. Maybe all of this animal chatter will help you raise you Animal Trainer subclass perhaps? And you could always heal hi from a distance if he gets injured. “ She smiled. “Give it a try.”



“Tch..please that chicken wuss got scared so bad with his tail between his legs last time, I think if you send him back in there he’ll cry like a carebear B#$%&!” Icarus groaned as he looked at the pitiful wolf. “ Watch his ass turn around at the last second and-....HOOOOOLLLLYYY SHIT! I can’t believe it! He freaking got ‘em!”



“Awwww yeah! That’s my dawg! Representing for Sarum Fields y’all! I always believed in him! Ayo CJ, we gonna grab a six pack after this, fam! Drinks are on me! We gone be popping bottles with seabiscuit! Aye...the neep? Hey, ain’t that the girl I was just talking to? Ayo, CJ, quit playing man....C...CJ! Dwag! What are you!?! AW HELL NAW!“



Icarus started to charge at him, but Saskia was restricting him by snatching up the reins.



“How could you do this to me? You were supposed to be like my brother!?! What type of hillbilly redneck shit is this!?! So it’s okay if I go in your home and start dating all the little wolves and claim my OG status as alpha Wolf! You know what!?! I’m gonna chat up every wolf in Sarum Fields. Maybe even yo baby momma! You know what CJ, that kid ain’t even yours. It’s mines! Haha! Naw...you know what..bump this-..”



Icarus takes up a combat stance, glaring menacingly at CJ, jealous of his success with Isabella and clearly being the superior ladies' man.



“That’s it. I’m taking off the horse shoes for this one...I’M A KILL HIM! Let me go, Peanut! I’m gonna whoop his ass and take his Nikes! I’m gonna put the final nail in your coffin and bury your ass, CJ! And after I do that, do you know what I’m going to do next? I’m going to neeping twerk on your grave!”



Saskia looked back at the humble Druid. “I don’t know what the hell that was all about. But I think I did see a quest for collecting deer antlers from the Reindeer in the area. I think if we collect six that should do. "



“What? Them Reindeer vatos? I ain’t neeping with them. No way jose. They loco ass neep!”

INVENTORY

EQUIPMENT: Stratford Arms Platemail (Level. 30), Stratford Arms Great Shield (level. 30) , Stratford Arms Long Spear (Level. 30)
ABILITIES USED:
Words: 790
Post Theme Song: The Battle for Everyone's Souls





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[OG Loc]

Jason smiled once again and nodded "That sounds like quite the plan." He was really relieved that someone was helping him out with all this. The young druid decided to completely ignore the situation between Icarus and CJ as for now, hoping that it won't cause any trouble for them all later on. With a inviting gesture Jason swung his arm towards the forest and flexed a bit. "As guardian and the person with the plan, may I invite you to lead us?" He said a tad jokingly, though that was meant serious of course. He had no clue where they should be going and as a person to be classified to be a healer, he should perhaps stay in the background at the beginning.With all those offesnive and defensive spells, the ability to convince monsters to join him, Jason knew that at a high level he would be completely independent, which is why he has chosen the, in his opinion, best class. But as the things were now, he simply had to rely on others, which wasn't even a bother, as long as the people he worked with were just as friendly as this one, despite the eccentric horse companion.

Meanwhile...

"Alright baby girl, I'll give you a call." CJ winked at the horse, that shook it's head with enthusiasm and left. "Ey yo listen up you long titty no nipple havin ass b!@$#." CJ said as soon as the female horse went it's way. "Lemme get the facts straight, yo. I ain't got no interest in a nag, yo. Wassup with you, punk, huh? Listen up, ya mighta need to get that behind yo ears, you actin a fool right there mayne, no reason to be trippin. We'll be showing those raindeer vatos who the alpha is, alright? You show me you have what we need and you get that horse face nag, ya got it? Show me you have some cahonas and I'll tell the baby girl right there that yo my boss, should be nuff said to make her smash ya. You f#§@€% up yo with your b!@$#!§ but I'll give ya a last chance, don't ya f#§@ this up yo."

Jason heard all that and was quite happy that his wolf finally grew some cahonas himself finally. Maybe he wasn't useless in combat after all, now that he has got a bit of confidence, but who could know? Jason simply hoped for the best.

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Saskia

[Saskia]

HP 100% | MP 100%

Guardian - Cavalier - Brewer

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Just another day in the Windsor Great Hoods....



Everything would have been all good, had we not been so close to the damn barrio!



What the hell was she thinking bringing us so close to this side of the hood. She know them reindeer vatos don’t play that play that!



I swear I’m about smack the @#$% out this pepto bismol haired looking motherf@#$%. She better pray to the almighty rainbow dash I don’t stomp her face in with these hooves!



I mean, she got us going this far in this hood and she ain’t even hook a homie up with a gun or nothing! What the hell we gone do, throw horse shoes at them! neep I look like? Some ranged DPS motherf@#$$%? I’m a horse!



And she’s a goddamn girl, why the hell she be having me go on these damn suicide missions! Why couldn’t I just sit at the farm and be the majectic pony that got fed all day and cuddled with love and affection. I need loooooove whoa whoa whoa loveeeeee whoa whoa whoa love and affectionnnnn~



“Shut up Icarus.” Saskia demanded after hearing the horse neigh like a retard. Her icy gaze softened at the sight of OG Loc. “Alright, they should be to the west. There should be a field of crystal snow reindeer. “



“Yeah, you damn right they called the ‘Crystal Snow’ Reindeer. Them fools got more coke than a coca-cola factory! Maaaaan, we are so dead!” Icarus panicked as he shook his miserable head in despair.



Saskia watched OG Loc as he began to flex and chuckled. “Yo a pretty lively one aren’t you, you plan to grab hold of their antlers and wrestle them to death?”



With a warm smirk she grinned. “Alright, follow me. “



As they traversed through the fields, with Saskia on foot, Icarus began to speak to his brother from another mother, CJ.



“OHHHHH! So you wanna get bass in your voice now that you got a little attention from QUEEN THOTANIA over there! Man please, you ain’t even hit that yet, and I bet you them lips been on ever reindeer within a fifty mile radius. When you catch the herp herp, don’t come crying to me!” Icarus sniffed with a slight glare of resentment in his eye. “Man I can’t stand this shit...I swear I’m going back to my momma house. Sarum Fields never sounded so good. But ayo...what iz I’m tripping about? You damn right. We gone show them fools who the alpha is! I am the alpha and the omega! I am the OWWWW!”



Saskia shook hi head as he realized that he had bumped into the back of a Snow Bear.



The big black snowfield bear turned around and snarled at him. Then turned his gaze to the wolf.



“Ohhhh, shit! What up CJ!?! Damn man you looking slim partner, what happening they giving you the scraps in the wolf pack?” The enormous bear laughed.



“Say, you down to help me with this mission. I got to go pick up my cousin. See if she doing alright...”



A few minutes later, Saskia curiously follows Icarus as he stalks the bear and they come up upon a field of crystal reindeer.



“Ok, my cousin mary is in there. Fresh sticky bud off the plantation. Let’s creep up over here. Let me do the talking.” Big smoke says as he peaks over a boulder.



“Man I should have known. “ Icarus whines as he shakes his head in dissapointment.



“Ey, chico, look what we got here, ay? We got two foos that are stepping into the wrong barrio. This is Iceman’s turf, ay! And we don’t like tresspassers.” The crystal reindeer warned as he sniffed roughly at the outsiders.





“Yo, excuse me, Jose, yo soy EL Grando Smokio, and I want that grass, comprende? “



“Eh, neep you cabron!”



“What?”



“Now, that ain’t nice. Coughio up el weedo, before I blow your claw your brains out all over the batio.”



“Chinga a tu madre, pendejo.” The crystal reindeer sneared as he walked away with his other vato amigo.



“Tch...amn let me get the heater out on this...”



“neep this man...neep this....”



“Get em smoke!”



“Yeah, yeah, you get that shit, vato..” “Yeah, motherneeper, Big Smoke! Remember that name!”



“Aye, say they running CJ! Get them fools!”

INVENTORY

EQUIPMENT: Stratford Arms Platemail (Level. 30), Stratford Arms Great Shield (level. 30) , Stratford Arms Long Spear (Level. 30)
ABILITIES USED:
Words: 723
Post Theme Song: Time Out





TAGS:OG Loc

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[OG Loc]

OG Loc did the same as Saskia and simply didn't interfere with everything happening, simply watching and following like in an interactive theater.



CJ was about to show Icarus who the real G was, as they met an old homie of his. Big Smoke. CJ didn't see him since the rumors that him and Ryder, a quite eccentric grass loving rabbit, betrayed the Windsor Greatwoods.



"Yo wut's good mayne?" CJ bumped paws with Big Smoke and looked at Icarus with an expression like 'you could have just died if that wasn't my homie'. "Nah mayne, I'm doin' fine, you know, had shit to do outside of the Windsor while you are still the fat asshole you used to be." Going on, Big Smoke and CJ talked like in the good old times, kind of ignoring Icarus, cause ain't nobody got time for that.



"How is your sis Smokes?" "Leave my sister alone CJ." "Come one, she is FURly nice." "One day Carl Johnson, I will kill you, you will see." While on the way to the cousin, CJ suddenly noticed a wolf in the background and his jaw dropped as he realized that it was his sister. "KENDL!" The young wolf yelled and hopped to his sister. "Oh hey Carl." "DON'T GIVE ME THAT. You are dressed like a hooker!" The fat bear in the back chuckled hard as he watched the two wolves. The female wolf stared at the wolf and then at the bear and got angry "You two would know what a hooker looks like." She said with hate in her tone. CJ looked at Smoke and back at Kendl "You say it like it's a bad thing." Big Smoke in the back started to laugh, the female wolf growled and just said "Oh shut up Carl..." and simply left off without giving CJ the chance to say anything else. Shrugging the wolf left to go where Big Smoke said.



"Your cousin you say?" CJ asked as they continued to walk "Yeah man, just cool out, homie, just chill." "Your cousin's coming here? From Moon Dance Forest?" CJ kept on asking, sill not really convinced by all that. "Yeah, me an' her go way back, way back." And then they finally arrived and instead of a cousin, just as CJ thought it would happen, he ended up in front of some reindeer vatos. "Ah Smoke, you full a shit." CJ sighed out and shook his head. The bear looked at him with amusement with a smirk. "Don't be prejudiced again in my presence, Carl. Everybody is my cousin."



Letting Smoke take over the talk wasn't a good idea after all, CJ knew that, but he had no other choice. After a while he found himself chasing those vatos, he could have figured that, too. Time for some beating. Chasing them, the wolf noticed how the fat bear got slower and slower. Heavily breathing he heard him yapping "I ain't build for that shit." CJ almost had them though, it was only a matter of seconds. Just a little bit, just a little bit. Aaaaaaand CJ stumbled over a root and fell on the nose. With a painfull expression he immediately stood up as suddenly the bear bumped into him, leaving him on the nose again, while the bear fell and hit right into a tree. "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!" "What?" "Dunno why I just said that."



They both continued to chase the reindeer vatos. After a while though, there was no need to chase anymore, as suddenly the reindeers found themselves cornered because of a huge cliff they couldn't jump over. "Hah!" CJ yapped and watched them trippin. Now all he had to wait for was OG Loc and that girl catch up. "Well, I guess we have found those reindeers after all, Saskia." OG Loc said as he arrived at the scene to the girl. "Let us get the party started."

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[Saskia]

HP 100% | MP 100%

Guardian - Cavalier - Brewer

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 I can’t be leave it. My homie CJ was cool with the Notorious B.I.G. ? The one and only Big Smoke? Man everybody know that Big Smoke is the king of the forest around here.



Word on the street is, his master is a master pharmacist that can hook you up with enough drugs to put your kids in a coma!



I thought he was going to ice us fa sho until I seen him locking up with CJ like they been down since day one.





That was kinda messed up though how they had me sitting on the sidelines like some kind of third wheel. Hell I look like? A tricycle! Last time I checked, my bandana was green too! Just like my weed and my money! Wait...our money is gold in this world, isn’t it? Hell if I know. Big Smoke and CJ some punk ass pay to play characters anyway.



Oh snap! CJ got a sister? Ayo, I’m all over that. I bet I’ll scoop her up in a grand chariot with me at the front and take her on a tour round the city. I would make her my boo, but I hear most of them wolves are biters, and I ain’t down with that.



Nope, no sir. Ain’t nobody biting my carrots. That body is banging though. We need to hit up the beach so she can be my swimsuit model.



Something sounded fishy about this whole set up when Big Smoke started to beat around the bush - or in this case the bud - as they kicked off what looked like the worst drug deal of the century.



Icarus started storming after them then looked back at the exhausted bear as one of the biggest killers in history was crying like a little @#$%.



Icarus noticed that CJ had a good lead on them. He was right on their tail. Icarus cheered in a valiant neigh.



“Yo get them fools. Go! Go! Go! Bust they heads in CJ! Bite they ankles! Rip the mother-...wait what the hell is you doing!?! Damn it! All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!”



“This a damn shame. What are we gonna do when they come back shooting up the place? Throw horseshoes at them!?!”



Saskia and the group finally surrounded them after two heart attacks from Big Smoke on account of them having to stop at a tavern to order a local meal.



“Hey!”



“Hold up!”



“I’ll have a number nine....”



“a number nine large..”



“A number six with extra dip...”



“A number seven...”



“two number fourty-fives..”



“One with cheese...”



“And a large soda...”



“Man, hurry the hell up Smoke. We been chilling here for fifteen damn minutes.”



“Shut up fool. Momma always told me close mouths don’t get fed. A bear gotta eat.”



After they returned to the Crystal Reindeer Cartel, Saskia stepped forwar and charged into the fray.



“Keep heals on me. I got this. Anchor Howl!!!”  Saskia shouted in rage.

INVENTORY

EQUIPMENT: Stratford Arms Platemail (Level. 30), Stratford Arms Great Shield (level. 30) , Stratford Arms Long Spear (Level. 30)
ABILITIES USED:
Words: 500
Post Theme Song: Exorcist





TAGS:OG Loc

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[OG Loc]

OG Loc has decided long ago to abandon any chance for logic. Staring at the bear ordering some meal, his jaw dropped, waiting ages for the bear to finish his order, taking nothing but a number nine himself. CJ on the other side simply sighed and all he could say was "You have always been one fat never fully fed son of a bear, but you are taking that too far, if the Windsor ain't gonna kill you, then your god damn diabetes is." adding silent enough for no one but the wolf himself to hear "Whatever diabetes is..."

Both Jason and CJ watched Saskia attract the reindeer's attention by using Anchor Howl. There wasn't much Jason could actually do on this behalf, but he nodded towards the young wolf, the young wolf nodded towards him and did what he just learned. Fight.

With a growl CJ hushed past Icarus, then Saskia, then Big Smoke in rapid speed, using the opportunity of the reindeers to be distracted to sneak up right in front of it, with a quick jump upward smashing it's teeth deep inside the animal's throat.

"EY YO... THAT'S THE SPIRIT... CJ! GO... GET 'EM." Big Smoke yelled in between huge bites, loosing actually bits of his giant menu, letting them drop on the grass. "What is that Buster doing 'round here?" Hanging on the reindeer's throat, CJ could see from the corner of his eyes the newcommer. "Oye... Don't be... trippin'... Ryder. CJ has shown his face round on the Windsor again." Smoke answered, still loosing food. "God damn it Smoke you are disgusting. And that Buster's still a Buster." The rabbit spit out on the ground, then kept on playing around with the smoking stick of grass in his mouth. Now that CJ thought about it, he never saw that rabbit without his glasses and his cap.

"What is this other Buster anyway?" Ryder nodded towards the horse, asking Smoke. How typical for Ryder, CJ had to do the whole god damn job.

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