Post by Renai on Mar 1, 2014 10:05:11 GMT
WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO TELL YOU THAT THE GRAND AND WONDERFUL WOODCRAFTING WOLVES STILL HAVE CONTROL OVER RENAI. The RPer herself notes that this 'interruption' isn't really an interruption at all, because that was what they had been discussing for the last two posts or so, but realizes it's pointless to struggle against something as inane and ridiculous as 'woodcrafting wolves'. He still had quite a few ideas to come up with.
41. Craft wooden bunnies to appease the woodcrafting wolves.
42. Learn how to make 35b's shield much larger. Scaling is important, especially when wolves are now chasing after you.
43. Learn how to make a chalice so you have some place to hold your tears.
44. Learn how to make musical instruments.
45. Benches also. Where else is the pianist going to sit? On your head?
46. Learn how to make a cover for the breaker. I'm pretty sure you're tired of having people turn off the lights.
47. Scaling up is important, but so is scaling down! Make a doll house version of 12.
48. Make tiny copies of yourself. Play pretend with some kids.
49. Uh. Desks. You need those. For... science. Yeah. Science.
50. Closets... for... science. You're definitely not hiding dead bodies in there.
The RPer notes that it may be a good time to point out she isn't a sociopath. Really. He promises. Even if her gender switches every time a gender pronoun comes into play.
51. Create a giant trojan muffin. Wheel it out to the gates of London. Laugh.
52. Replace objects with wooden counterparts. One of them should be a fire extinguisher.
53. Create a megaphone out of wood. Use it to scare people.
54. Attempt to repent again. By creating a slotted collection box. Collect money. Don't actually repent.
55. Attempt to repent... again. Build a roof for a well. And a bucket. And a pulley system. Do -not- push Timmy down a well. I swear to-
56. Rescue Timmy from the well. Build a carriage system for Timmy to get him out of there.
57. With your newfound Woodcrafting skills, upgrade your boat from #1 into a Dreadnought. Watch people cry.
58. Craft yourself a submarine. Make sure to include exit hatches, or else you're going to have a pretty short life. Drowning isn't fun.
59. TORPEDOES. Not sure exactly how you're going to pull that off, considering woodcrafting doesn't have any explosives, but uh. Torpedoes. Make it happen. Probably with the catapult. So really more like an oversized shotgun shell for an aboveground firing mechanism. So not a torpedo at all.
60. Build a cage. To trap those wolves in. Arm yourself, friend!
OH SHIT. SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT. OOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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