Vocaroo Fun!

[Besavel]

Basically, just post whatever voice clips you make, or someone else made you want to share. No posting it twice though! Any chat game related ones don't count though!

vocaroo.com/i/s1aHNNY9IrBE

Lyrics:

How about I tear you up, tear you up, tear you up
How about I tear you up, my dear Saber?

Can we go with a snap, with a snap, with a snap
Can we go with a snap, my dear Saber?

The snap will make you bend and break, bend and break, bend and break
The snap will make you bend and break, my dear Saber.

We will try to go for half, go for half, go for half
We will try to go for half, my dear Saber.

But the half will become a mess, become a mess, become a mess
But the half will become a mess, my dear Saber.

Isn't this so much fun, so much fun, so much fun
Isn't this so much fun, my dear Saber?

[Morgan]

I have no regrets, this is the only path.

Anyhow, it is my duty as a Bard to serenade you all. Enjoy.

puu.sh/6nj2b.m4a

SPOILER: Click to show

Everyone's counting on me
to cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I'll work hard to support them and always try my best

it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
and be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
oh no oh no

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UGUU am I cute?
in my favorite swimsuit

POMFPOMF wanna stay
and play the pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touching me
it's making me feel all funny
NII CHAN I love you
but please stop smelling my pantsu
Yay yay! play with me
ah ah you make me happy

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
all day long

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
there's just no way that thing will fit
I'll endure it

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
but what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH
NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

[Nori]

So here I go giving you my voice through my crappy mic singing Single Ladies by Beyonce. Have fun everyone after you get your ears to stop bleeding.

<3 Koko

[Capsule]

Did this to coax Shiranui into sharing his voice:

Clicky

[Shiranui]

A deal's a deal Capsule My voice was a little horse hoarse :x

vocaroo.com/i/s0DeWmcltTxV

[Capsule]

Me reading Go The neep To Sleep by Adam Mansbach

SPOILER: Click to show

The cats nestle close to their kittens,
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You are cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the neep to sleep.

The windows are dark in the town, child.
The whales huddle down in the deep.
I'll read you one very last book if you swear
You'll go the neep to sleep.

The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run and creep.
I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the neep down, my darling, and sleep.

The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon.
The field mice, they make not a peep.
It's been thirty-eight minutes already.
Jesus Christ, what the neep? Go to sleep.

All the kids from day care are in dreamland.
The froggie has made his last leap.
Hell no, you can't go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go? The neep to sleep.

The owls fly forth from the treetops.
Through the air they soar and they sweep.
The hot, crimson rage fills my heart, love.
For real: shut the neep up and sleep.

The cubs and the lions are snoring (snore)
Wrapped in a big, snuggly heap.
How come you can do all this other great shit
But you can't lie the neep down and sleep?

The seeds slumber beneath the earth now,
And the crops that the farmers will reap.
No more questions, this interview's over.
I've got two words for you, kid: neeping sleep.

The tiger reclines in the Siberian jungle.
The sparrow has silenced her cheep.
neep your stuffed bear, I'm not getting you shit.
Close your eyes, cut the crap: sleep.

Flowers doze low in the meadows
And high on the mountains so steep.
My life is a failure, I'm a shitty-ass parent.
Stop neeping with me please, and sleep.

The giant pangolins of Madagascar are snoozing
As I lie here and openly weep.
Sure, fine, whatever, I'll bring you some milk.
Who the neep cares? You're not gonna sleep.

This room is all I can remember.
The furniture crappy and cheap.
You win! You escape, you run down the hall
As I nod the neep off and sleep.

Bleary and dazed I awaken
To find your eyes shut, so I keep
My fingers crossed tight, as I tip-toe away
And pray that you're neeping asleep.

We're finally watching our movie.
Popcorn's in the microwave: "beep!"
Oh shit, goddamn it, you've got to be kidding.
Go the neep back to sleep!

[Murasaki]

Not Vocaroo but Desue reading a tongue twister.

puu.sh/6B4BO.wav

紫: Stage 6. Tongue Twister. Al the Owl asked Ao to get out but Ao broke SAO x 3

[Eonis]

Tongue Twister for everybody :D
Tell me how it sounds

[Capsule]

Baby Got Back, rapping as per Nori 's request.

And Pomf because wynaut

[Tobin]

vocaroo.com/i/s1hVltzYvIJy

[Narihama]

Due to some people pressuring me to recite a part of the intro to Fifty Shades of Gray (nothing crude at all!), here it is.....

god dam i hate you Klide and Eonis >.<

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Another paragraph of Fifty Shades (this time by Klide), Thanks to Nari. vocaroo.com/i/s05QXAOF1H2d

[Eonis]

Challenge Accepted

[pureblade]

Paragraph of 50 shades of grey I was told to read.
vocaroo.com/i/s0GCpsViOBHa

[Murasaki]

New challenge, read this:

Recalled Original Gordon Ramsey's "Blue Moon" Magical Blue Ribbon Glutin-free Grandma's secret recipe 5-hour Now Caffeine Free 100% Juice 12-pack "Original Recipe" Sugar-free Crystal Cherry Sam's Club Diet Club Soda 0 Calories Zero 50% off (members save 50 cents) with no artificial flavors or preservatives added, for kids! (not FDA approved) (may contain nut and soy products)

Hiro's attempts: vocaroo.com/i/s1aeQBBEE3UJ vocaroo.com/i/s1OMq2QYm4RW
Narrator's attempts: vocaroo.com/i/s0hQsojz0zJU http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SqfK1YXI7U vocaroo.com/i/s011nbCTFmHq vocaroo.com/i/s1YBtkXozADl
Harmy's attempt: vocaroo.com/i/s0zuD1ao9KAx
Some guy called Saber tries: vocaroo.com/i/s1WwRu8KIzmK vocaroo.com/i/s1o56T4aJuDF
Our official sponsor Dr. Ox: vocaroo.com/i/s17vF2JcLY7Z vocaroo.com/i/s1KTF8n46z3v
A British bot reading it: vocaroo.com/i/s1hMnQtknIYp and below.

[Data Holder]

whoever drinks this deserves a punch from me - Narrator

[Kumori]

vocaroo.com/i/s1PWyR9H2h3V

God on high
Hear my prayer
In my need
You have always been there
He is young
He's afraid
Let him rest
Heaven blessed.
Bring him home
Bring him home
Bring him home.
He's like the son I might have known
If God had granted me a son.
The summers die
One by one
How soon they fly
On and on
And I am old
And will be gone.
Bring him peace
Bring him joy
He is young
He is only a boy
You can take
You can give
Let him be
Let him live
If I die
Let me die
Let him live
Bring him home
Bring him home
Bring him home

[Brotector]

vocaroo.com/i/s0ZYXoKAwIvU

Me trying to do a drunk Chritopher walken reading of this:

Recalled Original Gordon Ramsey's Blue Ribbon Glutin-free Grandma's secret recipe 5-hour Now Caffeine Free 100% Juice 12-pack "Original Recipe" Sugar-free Crystal Cherry Sam's Club Diet Club Soda 0 Calories Zero 50% off (members save 50 cents) with no artificial flavors or preservatives added, for kids! (not FDA approved) (may contain nut and soy products)

[Saber]

Horrible Russian reading of my Soda name: vocaroo.com/i/s04eMi6Vp9jL

[Deleted]

Hi guys! Sorry for the background noise (and anything else that's wrong with it!)

This is a Filipino song dedicated to my friends all over the world ^^

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Magkasama Tayo sa Kwento ng Pasko (Together in the Story of Christmas) @ vocaroo

Bawat Pasko'y may dalang himala (Every Christmas brings a miracle)
Malakas mang ulan, ito'y titila (Even the strongest rain comes to a stop)
Bubuhos ang pagpapala (Blessings pour in)
May kapiling ang nangungulila (The lonely ones have someone there with them)
Anumang lungkot, tayo'y aahon (We'll get through any sadness)
May lunas sa sugat ng kahapon (The wounds of the past will be healed)
Sa isa't isa'y mayrong paglingap (There's someone caring for somebody else)
Mga pangarap, ngayo'y magaganap (Dreams will come true)

Refrain:
Laging masaya ang kwento ng Pasko (The story of Christmas is always a happy one)
Dahil sino ka man, may nagmamahal sa'yo (Whoever you are, there's someone who loves you)
Ngayong Kapaskuhan ang pangako ko (This Christmas, my promise is)
Sa puso ko'y magkasama tayo (In my heart, we'll be together)

Chorus:
Sa iisang awit ngayong Pasko (In this one song this Christmas)
Magkayakap ang tinig ko't sa iyo (Our voices embrace each other)
Sa 'ting himig, ipagdiriwang ang pag-ibig (With our harmony, we will celebrate love)
At ito ay tatawid sa buong daigdig (And it will echo through the world)
Sa iisang awit ngayong Pasko (In this one song this Christmas)
Magkayakap ang tinig ko't sa iyo (Our voices embrace each other)
Sa 'ting himig, nadarama na ang mahalaga (With our harmony, it is felt that what's important)
Ay magkasama tayo sa kwento ng Pasko (Is that we are together in this story of Christmas)

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(That's my limit!)