Akwardness Ensues

[Saeyd]

What was more annoying than waiting in town for people to clear the fields so you could farm in peace? Trying to sleep with annoying insects buzzing around your head. If there was one thing the game did right that was spawning annoying mobs that still affect you as if they would in real life. The Fox Tail was trying to slumber nearby the gates as he had been spending most of his time since the apocalypse. Stirring only a bit in his sleep due to said insects, before sitting up and swatting at them in a huff. Growling slightly as they seemed to back off, before laying back down on the soft earth. He had just a few moments of blissful rest, to take his mind off of the apocalypse he had been pushing away as hard as one could, before that buzzing brought him back up from his slumber. Another loud series of swears as he swatted the insects away. Thrice now he's attempted to rest, and these damned bugs seemed to have other plans. He lie back down, and barely had time to greet the sandman before one landed right between his eyes. Sitting up, he watched it fly outward before grabbing a nearby rock and swearing out. "I swear by all that is holy let me bloody sleep!" before hauling the rock outward... Missing the small insect... And striking a poor passerby right in her rear... Oh boy. You did it this time Saeyd, you really did it.


POST COUNT: 252
TOTAL COUNT: 0
AP EARNED: 1
@blazeedge, Shizu

[Shizu]

Shizu had a relatively normal day, for her anyway. She didn't do anything ridiculous or find random shovels lying around, so that was pretty good. She thought that nothing really eventful would occur today, just some standard hunting followed by sleep. She managed to kill a few mobs outside of town and gain a level that day, which was very beneficial in her becoming stronger. She had been getting the hang of how to fight in this world, and was feeling pretty confident in her ability to defeat any monster she came into direct contact with. Shizu felt very tired after she spent all day trying to level up, so she was relishing the ability to go into and inn and just sleep. Shizu normally wasn't this into just resting, given how it reminded her of the days of being unable to leave her bed without injury. While she hated the idea of doing nothing all day, she realized that to actually fulfill her dream, she needed to rest so she could work more. Especially since now she joined a guild that would expect her to be well. She had to get stronger for their sake, so she could actually be of use to them. She thought she would have a normal walk back to the inn, until it happened.

She felt a sharp pain surge through her as a rock was thrown, directly, onto the leftside of her rear end. It felt unimaginably awkward as it hit there of all places. Her emotions raced as she wasnt sure what to feel about the unusual injury and small sense of pleasure that just affected her. She knew one thing however, she was mad. She quickly turned around to where the rock was thrown from, trying to decipher the culprit responsible. What she saw was a man who seemed to be laying on the ground outside of the city gates. Her mind raced at what this man intended when he did it and how violated she felt. She quickly took the rock and ran up to him very angrily, "Are you the one who threw this?" she said sternly.

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Notes: This is really awkward and im not really gonna focus on words for this. Most of the time I try to make longer situations to type about for more AP, but this doesnt really seem like the thread to do that.

[Saeyd]

You know that feeling when you see your inevitable doom charging forward towards you? That was what Saeyd was currently feeling as his eyes went wide in fear of the Assassin's retribution for the accident. He mulled over a million scenarios in his head as she got closer, the majority of them ending with him either bloody or dead (If he could even die in the game... He wasn't even sure if he was still in a no PVP zone anymore) from the incident. As she stopped and asked her question, he was almost a statue. The only thing that broke his stillness was the sweat dripping from his forehead, and his Vulpine features drooping in fear. He swallowed hard, before finally speaking up. "Um... Yes... Would it help my case at all if I pointed out the intended target was... A fly... Not your... Posterior?" He laughed akwardly for a moment, hoping that his honesty would remedy her rage if even just a little bit, hand sliding to the back of his head as he tried to fight his usual tactics of fidgeting awkwardly and freaking out at confrontation. You freaking HATED confrontation, and now you were the direct cause of it. Your smile was as warm and honest as it could be, even with the visible trembling. It was kind of sad that you were showing such fear for someone that was much smaller, let along much younger, than yourself... Oh well. Thats how he was in this moment.



POST COUNT: 251
TOTAL COUNT: 503
AP EARNED: 2

[Shizu]

Shizu wasn't really sure what to do in this scenario. This man just attacked her butt, but then again, it appeared to be accident, according to him anyway. But then again, Shizu did just get assaulted in the most awkward place possible, with a rock of all things. Shizu just managed to stare him down angrily. Eventually that stare managed to die down into a pout, and eventually that pout managed to die down into a blush, causing her to look away. Shizu barely managed to talk to people normally, and now she had to be angry at someone she didn't know and knew nothing about. She eventually managed to look back at him, wearing her best straight face and saying, "Well... uh... dont... do it again... please..." She was able to barely get out those words before she looked away again due to the embarrassment of the whole scenario.


After a few minutes of being embarrassed she eventually rubbed where the rock hit, checking if it still hurt, which it indeed did. She should be tougher than that, she was an adventurer for gods sake, why was this such an issue for her. Her confidence was already low enough so she didn't need as big of a hit as this. She eventually looked back at the man who assaulted her and got out, "So... yeah... dont attack butts..." She said weirdly as she wasnt sure how to really phrase any of her words. This was much harder than talking to most people.

Words: 253
Notes: Yeah. Nothing much to add.

[Saeyd]

He listened to her words for a moment, expecting her to murder him with a series of insults and/or physical assault... But after he small little talk he was smiling from ear to ear. Infact he was outright chuckling at her unintended cuteness with her "lecture" about you attacking rears. You try not to bust a gut laughing so hard, but fail so miserably. You manage to finally pull yourself together long enough to form words back at her. "Alright, alright! I shall never in my days attack another passing booty so long as I may manage it. So swears this humble Fox Tail." 

You sit up, pulling what you could of your restraint back to your person as you eye her over a bit more carefully, smirking as you stand up now. You tower over her just enough, crossing your arms as your tail flowed about a little, bowing down to her like some form of royalty... Even though she sort of outlevelled you with a few levels. Oh well, you were still going to try to show off. "I am Saeyd~ Apparently the attacker of rears everywhere, and thrower of rocks! It is my pleasure to meet you, miss." Lifting his head up and smiling warmly towards her, cocking his head after, "And while I could easilly just view your nametag... I'll allow you the chance to introduce yourself rather than me cheat and look." Winking playfully to the assassin... For someone who just asaulted her rear, he was being rather... Calm.


WORD COUNT: 255
TOTAL COUNT:758
AP EARNED: 3

[Shizu]

Shizu had been flabberghasted beyond any belief. She just attempted to scold this stupid fox tail and now he was talking about it like nothing happened. Shizu knew that he was being sarcastic with every word that came out of his mouth and wanted nothing more than to get her anger through to him, but sadly, she could not talk to people very well at all. Shizu hated the idea that what she said just meant nothing but she was conflicted as to what she really said and whether it was actually something to be taken seriously. She eventually found herself blushing and looking at the ground, only being able to get out, "It really hurt ok..." she said cautiously and embarrassingly. The amount that she wanted to just give up and cry in a corner at this point was immeasurable.

After a minute or two of awkwardly, the assassin managed to get a few more words out. "Shizu... my names Shizu..." she said still trying to get used to the fact that her name was no longer Sakura Mori, now it being Shizu. She prefered the name Shizu, but it still felt weird to ignore the name that her parents first gave to her. Eventually she managed to blush again and talk the man awkwardly, trying to make some fun of it, despite being extremely shy. "I hope... you dont... do this... to all the girls..." she said weirdly trying to make a joke but still coming off as terrified and unsure of herself.

Words: 255
Notes: Nope. Just. That.