I'm a Babe?! [Closed]

[Myrder]

Myrder's eyes fluttered open slightly, her eyelashes filtering the light in little streams. She raised her arm up to block out the sun, her back against the soft earth beneath her. She leaned back on one arm as she put her hand to her head as a visor. "W-What in the hell happened?" She suddenly covered her mouth as after she heard her voice, absent-mindedly letting the sun in again, "M-My voice? It's a girl's voice... What the hell is going on?!" Her vocal cords suddenly tensed, as she refused to believe that her voice had changed. This is when she realised it might not just be her voice. She slowed her breathing and lowered her hands. She gulped down her terror and looked down at her body. She was wearing a pink and purple laced cloth top, and a deep purple cloth skirt. Her shoes were hot pink slippers, and a long lock of pure white hair hung down her shoulder. Myrder's terror began to come back. She started shivering, the change getting to her head. She felt a crushing pain in an extension of her body, down near her backside. She clumsily pulled herself up off of the ground and stood with her knees bent inwards. She whipped a red and white striped tail about, relaxing the muscles that were being crushed not five seconds ago. What's going on? Why am I suddenly a chick? And to top it off, why am I a fox chick? She waltzed past the large, run down and mossy building, looking for some kind of reflective surface. I think I recognise this place, though. It looks a little bit like the Old Parliament Building... At least I know I'm in the UK... A copy of it if not the real thing. She heard a slow flowing nearby, and quickly stumbled over to the source of the sound. A small river was flowing there, slowly and smoothly. Slowly enough to see her now female face in the sparkling liquid. She had slanted purple eyes, with orange lines vertically across them, along with her snow white hair, twintails erupting from the sides. A blue and gold hair clip was attached to her short fringe. The freckles along the bridge of her nose seemed to make her look slightly cuter. Something on her head felt tight and sore, like some kind of extension. She reached up and pulled her hair away, and two red ears popped up, standing quite prominent above her white hair. "Wait a sec, I recognise these features... I feel like I had something to do with her... Wait, is this Elder Tale?!" She fell back onto her behind and brought her knees up to her head, as she thought things over. Just a few minutes ago, I was a normal guy, living with a nice British family, and I was logging into Elder Tale for the first time... Geez, I've read stories like this too many times back in Japan. The three most common events that happen after death are dying IRL, leaving the game or reviving at whatever the hell you revive at. Well, being a damn newbie, I have no idea where I'll revive, or whether I'll revive at all. Her breathing slowed down, along with her heart rate. She calmly picked herself off of the moss-ridden earth as she accepted what had happened. She remembered the reason for making such a cute female character: to entice male players to kill them. However, now, she felt she'll need as much help as she could get. There was nothing to gain in killing, especially if the died in reality or left the game. She made up her mind and decided to take a look around.

If the place she was in really was Elder Tale, she must have her dual Kamas in her inventory. She remembered she picked the Heretic class, the most sinister one she could find. As she strode along the ruined earth beneath her feet, she tried multiple forms of opening a menu. She tried swiping and calling out, but neither of them work. Another way she had seen was tapping the air, as if clicking an invisible mouse. Too easy. A ringing sound filled her ears as a colourful menu popped up, made of diamonds and squares. Her character portrait could be seen, and her classes, Heretic, Berzerker and Chef. She realised she would need to have some way of sustaining her character. She opened up the inventory tab, to find two Kamas sitting there, ready to be equipped. She opened up the character tab, and dragged the Kamas to her character. An unfamiliar weight fell on the back of her skirt as the Kamas materialised. She slipped one Kama out and felt the weight of it. The curved handle felt nice and comfortable, and the weight of the scythe-like blade was just right. She gave it a swing, and felt how well it sliced the air. Don't know how well it would go against a real monster though. She took a look at her skill list, and saw three skills in her Heretic class, two of which were active skills. She had the Axe Equipment Mastery, which was what allowed her to wield the Kamas in her possession. The other two were Miasma Bullet and Shackles of the Sentenced. She looked through the descriptions, and realised she picked these out herself when she created her character. She wanted to test out both of them, and found a perfect spot to do so. There was a tree stump, sliced at the base, barely three meters from her position. She wondered to herself how to use skills. She tried re-enacting a pose that she thought might cause a skill to activate, she tried using the skill interface in the menu, but it was way to hard to navigate. One last thing she decided to try was shouting the name. She pulled her second Kama free, and pointed both at the stump. She shouted her first command, "Shackles of the Sentenced!" And a ethereal black energy shot out from the ground beneath the stump as chains, and wrapped around the 'legs' of the stump. She shouted her second command, "Miasma Bullet!" and a dark bolt of this substance called Miasma shot out at the stump at high speed, splitting it down the middle and ridding it of the chains. I guess I could have some fun while I'm here...

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Stats: HP: 100% MP: 89%
Post Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1miTzQ6XTIk

[xylef]

What is this? Where am I? Questions flowed through Xylef's head like a flowing river. He felt odd merely standing in his own body. Is this my own body? Xylef wondered as he noticed something strange on his arms. "Wait sanguine runes... that means that this is my Elder Tale avatar?" Luckily for Xylef his avatar stood no taller or shorter than his real life body, and with a similar stature and build removing the disorientation which could be caused if one was thrown into a largely different body. One step, two steps, three steps Xylef walked as if it was natural, even in an unnatural environment. As he continued to walk Xylef began to notice how realistic this world was, the slight give of gravel under his feet, the wind blowing ever so slightly on his avatar's dark sleeveless robe, and even the slight differences in color from one brick to another. Even the architecture was somewhat unique, but seemingly based from a European style. If the world Elder Tale was based off of the real world then this has to be a real city right? As he pondered Xylef noticed a building he had seen before whether in a movie, the news, or real life. It was the Parliament building, meaning he was in London. No more than common sense was needed to figure that such a well known building, would probably be a place which people would gravitate towards in an unfamiliar environment. As he was not very near to the parliament building, Xylef figured he would use the time he needed to get there as a time to learn more about this world which he was likely trapped in. "Wait a minute... I probably just fell asleep at the keyboard. This must be a dream right? Meaning All I need to do is see if I can feel pain." Xylef reasoned as he turned to a wall and went in for the best punch he could muster as he was sure he would feel no pain. Not even a second and the feeling kicked in, it was dampened and there was less than in real life, but there was pain. The next thing Xylef tried was logging out through the menu, and after flailing his arms around like an idiot the menu appeared just by tapping on air. Then Xylef looked for a log out feature which was unsurprisingly missing, but what he did find was the crystal ball, which was one of the weapons Xylef had given his character. Xylef equipped the crystal ball and watched it appear directly in his hand, right away he fumbled in an attempt to throw it in the air and catch it, but somehow Xylef made it float instead of falling to the ground. With little effort he was soon able to make the ball float to his will. Once he had the basics down and learned the distance restriction of about one meter he continued on, but Xylef decided to leave the crystal ball floating around him for effect. Before he knew it Xylef had approached the hall of parliament. It was a large building and the structure would be one of the most amazing sights Xylef had seen in years, it was so realistic yet surreal at the same time. He had not even been in the game for five minutes, but Xylef figured that he could get used to this world.

By the time he reached the parliament building Xylef had accepted he was trapped in the game and decided he would just act like himself, instead of putting on a mask to hide his nature from others. As he walked the perimeter of the building and admired the architecture Xylef saw someone that caught his eye, she was wearing a pink outfit in a shade which Xylef thought was quite obnoxious, and had animal ears along with a tail. This girl was attacking a tree stump, no doubt getting her bearings as many others would be doing if they found themselves in this world. In watching this person Xylef noticed her say "Miasma Bullet!" and recalled her calling out earlier What must have been "Shackles of the Sentenced!" they were both names of heretic abilities, most likely meaning that was how one could activate abilities. Xylef had an idea that he thought would be rather funny, and it consisted of him sneaking up on this younger person and scaring them. "Silent Move" Xylef muttered under his breath in response the game placed a status box near his health bar in the corner of his vision. It was an ability which Xylef recalled from creating his character which allowed him to completely dampen the sounds of his movement if the user took a fifty percent speed reduction. Xylef would then slowly walk up on this person, and would speak if he noticed either the youth turning around, or once he had gotten within arms reach. "Hello," Xylef said in a rather calm tone for someone who was sneaking up on another "Another beautiful day out isn't it?"

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[Mellow]

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"You aren't my son.."



"No.."



"We can be together.."



"NO!.."



"YOU DISGUST ME!"



"neep YOU!"



"MELLOW!"



His eyes jolted up; body limp upon the ground as he quickly analyzed his surroundings. "What the?..Where the hell am I?" Megani began giggling "You fell asleep in an alleyway again, silly.~" getting up from his current position, he began brushing himself off and cracking his neck; slowly remembering how he ended up in this position. "I was fighting again, wasn't I?" She sighed "You fought so much I had to take over just to get you to stop" His head snapped up "What'd I say about takin' over my body? You know I hate it when you do that shit." She snapped back "How else was I supposed to end it? Ever since that day you've been a jumbled mess; get yourself together, Mellow!". His fists tightened; desperately wanting to shout back at her yet knowing he couldn't all-the-same. "Alright alright..I'll consult you a bit more before going on my killing sprees, but I can't guarantee you I'm going to stop." She let out a sigh of relief "That's all I ask for, silly~". Looking down both pathways, he was unsure of which path to go; until he happened to hear "her" voice that is.



"MIASMA BULLET!"



"What the hell?.." Mellow thought, heading in the direction of the voice "Who is that? She sounds like a cutie..mmn..she sound like fun." Mellow flicked his head, growing tired of her shenanigans "OW!-- If you could keep it in your pants for one second, I'd appreciate it. Oh, hush, you! HMPH!". It'd been some time since he interacted with another player on a social scale, he wasn't sure what he was going to expect when he found the face to the voice. "Just don't kill anyone...At least not until I get my hands on that delicious voice..mmn!~" he swatted the air to imply he was swatting her words away as she huffed and puffed while continued to search for the voice; said woman gradually getting louder the closer he was.



"Shackles of the Sentenced!



Finally reaching the end of the alley, Mellow was confronted by a vision of a girl; an odd girl at that. "Why..SO MUCH PINK?!" He could only recall one other person who wore so much pink and GOD WAS THAT OBNOXIOUS. "Achoo!". He couldn't recall how long it'd been since he'd seen another player whom he had no intention of killing; what exactly was he to say to her? "Myrder..A heretic, huh? Sounds like fu--What the neep?" It wasn't long before he noticed another heretic slowly creeping up behind her; his intentions unknown. "Fight?" he said; a curve on his lips "No!..He's sexy..mmmnhmhm..let's watch him for a second.~". Doing as Megani requested, he shoved his hands in his pockets and watched the action unfold; the man now inches from her being. "Here it comes!.."



"Hello ^_^; beautiful day we're having, isn't it?"



"Oh what the neep!" his voice could be heard from the entrance of the secluded area; leaving the shadows and making his presence more known. "Come on man! If you're going to use such a menacing looking avatar, at least be a little scary! What are you, a walking teddy bear?!" He sighed, approaching the pair of heretics as he looked them over; seeing potential in both of them for later. "From what I'm seeing, the two of you just got here?" He extended both of his hands towards the two; a frown behind his mask "The name's Mellow. Welcome to reality. ". Megani pouted within his head; upset he just left it off at such a bad note "At least explain what's going on, meanie!" he sighed "Fine fine."



"Let me tell you, if you haven't figured it out already; this is not a dream. Now what do I mean by that? I'm not exactly sure how, but this MMORPG has managed to suck your consciousness into it. Everything you are feeling is real, everything you are seeing is real. This. Is. Not. A. Dream. I cannot begin to stress that enough.." Feeling like he'd put too much pressure on them after immediately arriving to the game, he tried to bring the flow back with a little opener.



"So..what brought you to Elder Tale?"

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[Myrder]

As Myrder picked herself back up from her practise, a male voice was heard behind her. "Hello, another beautiful day out isn't it?" This caused Myrder to jump in fright and spin around, throwing her right Kama at the Ritual man in the process. It barely missed the Crystal Ball floating by his side, and also nearly lopped off the leg of another male player behind him, the curved blade lodging itself into the mossy dirt beside him. "Come on man! If you're going to use such a menacing looking avatar, at least be a little scary! What are you, a walking teddy bear?!" The man that Myrder nearly sliced the leg off of called to the Ritual guy. He was wearing a hoodie and highly baggy pants, along with a fox mask covering his face. Myrder began to step back, frightened. Who the hell are these people? A stalker and a weirdo in a mask? Can this place get any scarier? Myrder backed away further, holding her left Kama up in front of her at the two men. "From what I'm seeing, the two of you just got here?" The masked man asked. Nervously, murder replied, "I-I did. I d-don't know about this guy, though," She pointed her Kama at the Ritual man, "But let m-me ask y-you a question. W-who the hell are you? My name's Chi-" She stopped halfway, as she was way too close to telling the strangers her real, male name. She couldn't let them know that she's a guy in real life, "My name's Myrder. I pretty much just got here," The Masked Man extended both his hands out to the new players. "The name's Mellow. Welcome to reality," Myrder looked at the hand. She turned her back to it coldly. "Glad to make your acquaintance. Now please explain to us what the bloody hell is going on here?" She looked over her shoulder with an evil but cute stare. 

Mellow explained the situation, "Let me tell you, if you haven't figured it out already; this is not a dream. Now what do I mean by that? I'm not exactly sure how, but this MMORPG has managed to suck your consciousness into it. Everything you are feeling is real, everything you are seeing is real. This. Is. Not. A. Dream. I cannot begin to stress that enough," He concluded. "Well I figured that much. Nothing entirely new to me. What I want to know his how the hell we got here, how the hell we're supposed to leave and how the bloody hell does everything feel so real? Hell, none of us would know, huh?" She told him coldly. She whipped her fox tail cutely and wiggled her ears, getting used to the feel of them. Realising the guys were still there, she called back over her shoulder, "Keep it in your pants, will ya? And no, you may not touch. I'll fricking Myrder you," She realised something else she wanted to ask right after she threatened them. She turned back to them to speak. She placed her free hand on her slim hip, "Speaking of which, what happens if you die? The usual thing is death IRL, but this could be different. I need to know before I go more insane than I already am," She strode along the moss past the two males, making sure to keep her tail in check. She approached her Kama, and gripped it, trying to pull it out. Being not only a Heretic, but also a Female for that matter, she had lots of trouble doing so. She pulled and pulled, but it just wouldn't come out, "Hey, strong men. Would you mind helping a cute Fox Tail girl out? Maybe then I'll let you touch my tail..." She let her tail relax and flicked it around cutely, a sinister, but once again cute, grin on her face.


Word Count: 651
Stats: HP: 100% MP: 95%
Tags: xylef, Mellow
Notes: Sorry for nearly whacking your leg off, Mellow :P
Post Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsImYj2ojHo (If you check out the thread Golden Flowers over in Savill, you'll notice I almost always use ThePrimeCronus's songs :D)

[xylef]

Just after Sneaking up on this odd looking girl Xylef watched as one of the blades she was attacking the tree with was thrown right past him. "Hey..." Xylef began to respond, but was cut off by another player saying "Oh what the neep! Come on man! If you're going to use such a menacing looking avatar, at least be a little scary! What are you, a walking teddy bear?!" Xylef turned to get a good look at this man and without missing a beat replied "In my experience a teddy bear is the best way to deliver a bomb to a child." After making such a comment Xylef turned back so that he could properly see both other parties and acted as if he didn't just suggest the murder of children and that this girl was a child. He stood listening for a while until he heard "I-I did. I d-don't know about this guy, though," Xylef stepped back as if shocked and queried "Whoa! Why the cold shoulder all of a sudden?" What really drew Xylef to the conversation though was the girl saying "My name's Chi-" but cutting herself off before saying "My name's Myrder." Xylef paused for a second due to this remark before commenting "Oh I think we almost got a real life name." he laughed purposefully popping his fingers as he said "This egg won't be too hard to crack." The other person now standing around introduced himself as Mellow. Now that the other two had introduced themselves Xylef jested "Not sure if I'd say glad to make your acquaintance, but I seem to have made your acquaintance anyway... Oh wait this is the part of the conversation where I introduce myself right? I'm Xylef."
Mellow, the man in the mask, decided it was prime time to give short lecture on how all of us were trapped in a video game and not dreaming. Towards which Xylef gave his two cents "Wow thank you sir, you have just reminded me of everything that I have found out within the last five minutes." Myrder admitted that she had also figured out what Mellow had just said and Xylef took the opportunity to cut in "See even she knew about us being in a game," Xylef put his hand onto one side of his mouth as if to block Myrder from hearing what he was going to next say, but Xylef spoke loud enough to where she could hear anyway "and she doesn't seem very bright to me." Xylef took a look at both Myrder and Mellow. He did not particularly trust either one of them as Mellow wore a mask and was currently an unknown, and Myrder was too arrogant, as was expressed when she said "Keep it in your pants, will ya? And no, you may not touch. I'll fricking Myrder you," Xylef retorted "Cocky are we? not every guy is a horndog... Just most." Xylef thought Myrder posed a good question about death in this world, but said nothing to suggest that he wanted to know the same. After a little while Myrder strode over to her kama which she had thrown past Xylef earlier, and struggled to remove it from where it had stuck itself. Myrder seemingly tried to use feminine charm in both complimenting Xylef and Mellow as well as calling herself cute to get either one of them to help, to which Xylef gibed "I don't know about cute, maybe in a baby who's absolutely ugly, but everyone says is cute way. Maybe even a deformed or special ed kid who everyone says cute way, but not regular cute. Secondly didn't you say that if we touched your tail you would murder us?" Xylef stood trying to keep himself from laughing at his own ill humored remarks, and was barely able to stop himself from doing just that.

Word Count: 648
Tags: Mellow, Myrder
Changelog: slight edit of terms nothing major and added tags

[Mellow]

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"Looks like we've got ourselves a smartass in the class today." 

Mellow's level of irritation found itself climbing quickly with the situation that presented itself in front of him. Despite both of the heretics being just that, each had their own issues that just absolutely irked him in the worst kind of way. First you had the extremely narcissistic woman known as "Myrder"; a woman in which he would eventually find himself correcting and calling "Murder".  Next you had the sarcastic purple-haired heretic who definitely seemed to be more aware of his surroundings than his kin. The girl made her way to her weapon; attempting to pull it out of it's socket but failing due to her lack of strength. Turning around, she gave a smile and struck a cute pose; trying her best to reel them in with her charm..she couldn't have chosen a more resistant pair of gentleman to work with. 

"Hey, strong men. Would you mind helping a cute Fox Tail girl out? Maybe then I'll let you touch my tail..."

Immediately after asking them this question, she would be met with skeptical yet disgusted faces all the same. The boys found her "charm" to be humorous if anything else. Mellow couldn't believe that in this day and age, there we still women who believed they could charm men into doing their bidding. Previously, the woman told the boys that if they ever touched her tail, they'd face a fate no less than death; suddenly when in need she plays a different tune all together. Being the kind of guy he figured he was, Xylef as the first to speak out about it. 

"I don't know about cute, maybe in a baby who's absolutely ugly, but everyone says is cute way. Maybe even a deformed or special ed kid who everyone says cute way, but not regular cute. Secondly didn't you say that if we touched your tail you would murder us?"


Looks like he wasn't the first to note her flaw, Xylef was quick to draw out her mistake and turn it into something much more..violent; Megani could only bite her lips as she watched this "sexy man" continue to degrade the woman in pink. Mellow hadn't entirely felt bad for the girl, she brought it upon herself; if they didn't set her straight now, who would? Immediately tagging after Xylef's words, Mellow gave her some two cents of his own. 

"Not only that, princess." He began sizing up her body; grinning while viewing every "sexually attractive" aspect she had on her "If you're going to ask a favor from me, I'm gunna be touchin' more than your tail." 

Chuckling to himself, he glanced over at Xylef; an aura of suspicion floating around his being. "So, irritatingly sarcastic comments aside, why is it you came to this game? You don't exactly have to answer me if you don't want to; I'm just looking for something to pass the time and you two are just about the only entertainment I've got.". Megani huffed and puffed at the attitude Mellow displayed for the male heretic. Seeing him hold such a low level of tolerance for such a hunky guy like that? It was unacceptable. "Hey, be nice to the guy! It's not his fault he's sexier than you are!" Yet again, she managed to get him on his bad side. What was it with this woman and annoying him every opportunity she got? "Shut UP Megani; nobody wants to deal with your shit today!". She could only giggle once more, her plan to annoy him working as she noted out one extremely obvious fact; said fact Mellow not realizing until she spoke up. "Hey uh, Mellow. You're around people now, remember?~". "Huh? Oh shit.." Facepalming, he groaned not because of his embarrassment, but due to the fact he may have to explain who the hell he's talking to.

"Thanks alot, Megani.. you really know how to neep shit up."

"Hehe, love you, Mellow~"

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[Myrder]

"In my experience a teddy bear is the best way to deliver a bomb to a child," The Ritual man had stated after being called a "Walking Teddy Bear" by the man known as Mellow. Myrder's face rippled with shock at this comment, noticing how evil this man really was. He then turned back to the group, as if he had just said a tiny comment, rather than suggesting that Myrder was a child. What a prick, she thought. After almost telling the group her real name, she received a comment about "Cracking an egg" from, once again, the Ritual man. He was becoming needlessly sarcastic by the second. There was but one reply Myrder had to use against this comment. "Oh, piss off. You'll never get secrets from me, you poor bastard,". After both Mellow and Myrder had introduced themselves, again the Ritual man became needlessly sarcastic. "Not sure if I'd say glad to make your acquaintance, but I seem to have made your acquaintance anyway... Oh wait this is the part of the conversation where I introduce myself right? I'm Xylef," He stated, becoming increasingly obnoxious. Still with her back turned, Myrder attempted to insult the man known as Xylef under her breath, "What a little prick,"

Xylef replied to Mellow's short-ish lecture even more sarcastically than Myrder did, "Wow thank you sir, you have just reminded me of everything that I have found out within the last five minutes," Xylef was irritating Myrder so bloody much, she was about to strangle the bastard to death. She attempted to insult him a second time, "Correction, what a massive prick," Xylef seemed to compliment Myrder, by saying that even she knew they were stuck in a game... Until he insulted her under his breath, "And she doesn't seem very bright to me," causing Myrder to finally lose it. She turned around and snapped at Xylef, "You are one, bigass cocky prick, aren't ya?!" She turned back around, and clenched her fists in rage. After Myrder's attempt to get the boys to help her with pulling her Kama out of the ground, she received two snide remarks, one from each of them. Xylef decided to give a lecture on cuteness, while Mellow said something about touching more than her tail if he helped her. Myrder could only see one way through, "Ok, Xylef first. One, your a real dick. Two, this is a special occasion, okay? You can touch my tail if you help, and I won't kill you. And now Mellow," She looked down and quietened her tone, "If that's what it takes, then whatever. I'm all yours if you help me. Just... don't get too naughty, ok?" She gave Xylef a bored and irritated stare, and looked at Mellow through the corner of her eye while blushing. She turned back to the guys again and sat down, making sure not to crush her own tail again. 


After the chaos that just unfolded, Mellow changed the mood up. He asked both the new players what brought them to Elder Tale. "I did say you weren't getting any secrets from me, so I'll just let Mr. Prick over here answer your question. I'll sit this one out, if you don't mind," Myrder told him, sick of all the irritation. She patted the Kama still lodged in the ground beside her. Without warning, Mellow began to talk to himself. Bloody hell, is he insane? I mean I can't talk, but going this far? That's outrageous, but humorous at the same time, Myrder thought, comparing the Masked Man's insanity to her own. She piped up as she turned around to look at him, "Um, M-Mellow? Are you a-alright? What's going on?" Mellow facepalmed as he realised something, forcing a little giggle from Myrder.

Word Count: 630
Stats: HP: 100% MP: 100%
Post Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SM1ZrRYVvA
Notes: I can't wait to see if you take up the offer, Mellow :D And Xylef, I really hope you start one of our "Pointless arguments".
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[xylef]

"What a little prick," Myrder muttered in what was most likely an attempt at angering Xylef, but he acted as if nothing was said and let the conversation continue as he figured that she would not hold out much longer. When Xylef insulted her in saying that she wasn't very bright, Myrder took the bait "You are one, bigass cocky prick, aren't ya?!" Myrder made what was an attempt at insulting Xylef, but he took it as an opportunity to anger Myrder instead "A prick? You wound me, I must be more of a nuisance than that. At least give me the honor of being a dagger." He would take a moment to admire his own comment before Xylef continued his chain of insults and sarcastic comments. He then began to insult Myrders cuteness which Xylef would say was questionable at best. Myrder once again made an attempt at insulting Xylef before swiftly going back to Mellow. "If you're going to ask a favor from me, I'm gunna be touchin' more than your tail." Mellow responded to Myrders offer of touching her tail. Myrder all to quickly replied "If that's what it takes, then whatever. I'm all yours if you help me. Just... don't get too naughty, ok?" After a moments pause Xylef burst into laughter "So not there are," Xylef jested before moving to a more suggestive tone in saying "escort services... in the game now? I must have missed that in the most recent patch notes. Just be careful if you get to aggressive the Royal Guard might have to butt in." A wonderful idea stuck Xylef, he began to make his crystal ball float near to Myrder as if to say "I still have all of my weapons" without actually stating it out loud. Of course this was meant to anger her even more as were most of the things Xylef had been doing.

"Well I came to Elder Tales to play games, though I have to say I was expecting more mouse and keyboard interaction than little girl with hot temper and masked man interaction." Xylef sarcastically quipped in reply to Mellows question of why each of the other two had come to this game. "And you with the word prick, you keep using that word I do not believe it means what you think it means. All I'm saying is that if prick and dick are the only insults you can use you should go back to school, as from what I've seen your vernacular is far less than spectacular." Xylef went on in messing with Myrder as he gained too much enjoyment from pissing people off. After a little back and forth from Xylef and Myrder a shout "Shut UP Megani; nobody wants to deal with your shit today!" With sarcasm at the ready and a draw as fast as a gunslinger, and even making the motion of drawing a gun with his hand Xylef chimed in "Hey Megani you should tell you friend here that he shouldn't make such a spectacle of himself in public." Myrder took a friendlier approach and wondered if Mellow was alright "Are you an idiot? Of course he's not alright he just hit himself in the face, nobody in their right mind does that. Especially if that person is wearing a mask because everyone knows masks increase the damage dealt to the face." It had gotten to a point to where Xylef had stopped trying and just began to spew whatever nonsense came to his mind as long as it served it's purpose.

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Tag: Mellow Myrder

[Mellow]

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Current Weapons: Left Fist & Right Fist



Current Armor: Starting Cloth Armor



Current Accessories: N/A

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"Buuuuuurrrrn!~"

Megani burst into a full laughter; feeling breathless as she highly enjoyed the sarcasm and jokes Xylef shot towards Mellow. Mellow could only tighten his fists, grinding his teeth behind his mask as he dealt with the annoying duo before him; Megani within his mind and this jackass outside of it. "Ohhh, what's the matter, Mellow? Can't take the heat? Hehehe~ Go sexy man, go!". Realizing he'd already looked weird from last time, he continued to flick the side of his forehead; losing more than just his patience with her. "OW! I'll have you know I'm a lady!" Grinning, she narrowed her eyes as she began to pick at Mellow's emotions "I bet Xylef wouldn't treat me like this..". Mellow, without saying another word, moved from his position and approached the Kama; pulling it out from the ground and handing it Myrder. "Hey! Why did you help her?! Are you actually saying you're going to touch her?! Answer me, Mellow!" Snickering behind his mask, he placed his hands in his pockets; his eyes focused on "Mr. Sexy". 

"Well, I wouldn't say I'm the most mentally sane human being in Elder Tale." Tapping the side of his head lightly, he continued his speech "Megani is a voice that resides in my head, see? Sometimes, this voice in my head even takes over my body; not like I mind it much. I've been with her for about.. 10 years, right?" She gave a giggle "Right!" He placed his right fist on his chin "Yeah, I thought so.". To the two before him, he probably looked crazy. He hadn't really taken into consideration how the two would feel after hearing this. Xylef, knowing him, would have something sarcastic to say. Myrder? Well, she was going to have to deal with him anyway; whether she liked what she dealt with or not. "You guys probably think that I've got a few screws loose..well I do; you weren't wrong on that." He turned to Xylef, now frowning that he even had to talk with the man in the first place, as he continued "To respond to your statement. I never actually knew the mask affected me in that way; I've never been hit in the face before so I wouldn't know. Thanks for telling me that, I'll keep it in mind." 

"Now for you, Ms. Mryder"

Mellow began slowly approaching Myrder; his hand gradually slipping from his pocket and dropping to his side. "You've gotten your Kama, this we can both agree. However, I won't enjoy those benefits just yet." He dived into his menu, pulling up the friend's list option as he typed up her name and quickly added her to it; saving his reward for another day.

"Add me to your friends list, we will be in touch." 


Ohhhh, Mellow'd really done it now. Within his head Megani had erupted; her jealousy reaching it's climax. "I need to kill her don't I?.. Hehehe..If I just tear her throat out she won't speak anymore..then she won't be able to seduce you, right?" Her tone lowered; it's sinister intent shown. "You only need me right, Mellow?". A sweat drop fell down his mask, realizing how angry Megani became yet not backing down due to the revenge he had to incur. "I'm going to enjoy my time with you.." He said with a low tone; knowing very well just how angry Megani would get later about it.

"Touch this bitch.. I dare you.." 

He only chuckled in the face of her anger, Megani's words meaning nothing to him.. for the moment. Turning to Xylef and Myrder, he began to look for something to say; only coming up with one simple question. "So.. what do we do now?"

- Mellow -



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[Myrder]

"A prick? You wound me, I must be more of a nuisance than that. At least give me the honor of being a dagger," Was Xylef's comeback to Myrder's insults. She was just getting full of this guy. His insults were like a hot knife through the butter of what was left of Myrder's sanity. But she wasn't going to give. "Why would a little shit like you deserve to be called a dagger? That's just getting full of yourself. See, at least Mellow over here's not insulting me. You could learn a thing or two," She looked up at Mellow, "Right, Mellow?" That was when she realised that she, too, was insulting Xylef and being a nuisance. She blushed and looked away. After Myrder gave in to Mellow to get him to help her, a joyous laugh broke out from the most obvious player there, "So not there are, escort services... in the game now? I must have missed that in the most recent patch notes. Just be careful if you get to aggressive the Royal Guard might have to butt in," He warned the two. Myrder snapped back, "Will you just shut up? You really look like you're trying to pick a fight here. At least he wants to help me, even if it's just for the payment. You'd never do anything to help anyone, reward or not. So butt the hell out," After this absolutely pointless argument, Xylef voiced his story on how he ended up in Elder Tale, "Well I came to Elder Tales to play games, though I have to say I was expecting more mouse and keyboard interaction than little girl with hot temper and masked man interaction," after Myrder declined the offer to tell her story. She hissed at Xylef's mention of her temper, "You're the one setting it off, bud. Don't just go saying I've got a hot temper, just because this is our first meeting. I do have the right to say you're a nuisance however. I bet Mellow thinks the-" She stopped short and only just realised how much she was referring to Mellow as something to lean on. She stopped speaking again. Until Xylef piped up again with his insults, "And you with the word prick, you keep using that word I do not believe it means what you think it means. All I'm saying is that if prick and dick are the only insults you can use you should go back to school, as from what I've seen your vernacular is far less than spectacular," At the mention of the word 'school' Myrder covered her mouth and gasped, and began to tear up, "Y-you just d-don't know when t-to shut up, d-do you?" She sobbed through her hands, hot tears streaming from her glowing purple eyes and down her pale face, "S-some things r-really don't need t-to be said, a-asshole," She sat there and sobbed for a while, until the little event where Mellow began to display his insanity.

Making a gunslinger pose, Xylef taunted the Masked Man, "Hey Megani you should tell you friend here that he shouldn't make such a spectacle of himself in public," he told the 'person' Mellow seemed to be talking to. "Xylef, that's not nice. Don't be a douche," Myrder wiped away her tears finally, and stood up, turning around to face the two. After Myrder had asked whether Mellow was ok, Xylef insulted him more, unaware of the things going on inside Mellow's head, "Are you an idiot? Of course he's not alright he just hit himself in the face, nobody in their right mind does that. Especially if that person is wearing a mask because everyone knows masks increase the damage dealt to the face," this caused Myrder to break again. She shouted at the top of her lungs at the Ritual Man, "XYLEF! SHUT UP!" she puffed air back into her lungs and out again, regulating her breathing once more. What the hell's wrong with me? I didn't mean to say that! I think the Berzerker class might be getting to my head... She finally slowed  her breathing down to normal pace once more. Mellow flicked his head to the side randomly, then strode over to Myrder, "M-Mellow, what are you doing? I didn't do anything!" She braced for impact, but saw, out the corner of her eye, the Masked Man pick up her missing Kama out of the ground and pass it to its owner, "Th-thank you, I guess," She took the Kama, and slotted both in the back of her skirt. Mellow turned around, sliding his hands into his pockets, and turned around to look at Xylef.


"Well, I wouldn't say I'm the most mentally sane human being in Elder Tale," He told the two, revealing his reasoning behind his conversations with himself and his tendency to flick his head. Well, you're not the only one. There's another sitting next to you, FYI, Myrder told him in her head. Mellow told the group that Megani was a voice that lived in his head for around ten years. He also referred to the fact that they probably thought he had a few screws loose. Myrder was shocked to think that Mellow guessed she had thought that about him. Sure he acted strange, but not enough for Myrder to think he had a few screws loose. Lastly, he thanked Xylef for reminding him that the mask would affect the impact of a hit to the face. Myrder really couldn't tell whether he was being serious or giving Xylef a jug of Mellow's Home Brewed Sarcasm. When he turned around to face Myrder, though, her heart began to rapidly beat against her ribs, fearing it might burst out. He slipped his hand out of his pocket. However, he didn't attempt to touch Myrder. Instead, he seemed to be traversing a menu. Oh, Mellow, what are you doing? He told her he wasn't going to take advantage of her just yet, and instead he wanted to add her to his friends list so they could keep in touch. Her heartbeat finally slowed down to its normal rate, and she shakily clicked the 'accept' button when the friend request popped up. However, ruining the moment, he told her he was going to enjoy his time with her. Myrder felt faint and nauseous for a few seconds, before bringing herself back to Earth, just in time for Mellow to ask what they were going to do next. There was only one idea that popped into Myrder's mind. "Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to leave. I've had enough sarcasm and insults today," But this reference to insults brought back the memory of Xylef's reference to 'school'. She began to tear up again, and she sobbed out her good bye.

Word Count: 1137
Stats: All 100%
Notes: I don't really understand what you meant when you said, "So not there are," Xylef, but I worked with it anyway. But thanks for the mention of school, because that inflicts a deep wound. Also, Mellow, I was beginning to think you weren't going to take the offer, but then I read further. I wonder when you'll take it... Just be aware that I'm actually a guy :P
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[xylef]

One of the remarks which Xylef made struck a chord which Xylef had not expected to hit. Unexpectedly Myrder had began to cry it was something Xylef had never meant to cause. "Look you're right, some things have no need of being said," Xylef started in in attempt to calm Myrder, before going back into a sarcastic tone "but it's so much more fun when they are said!" Xylef did not know what remark caused such a reaction, but did take care to note every word in the sentence, for future reference. It had not been much time since he became trapped in this game, yet Xylef was already making an enemy, and possibly a friend out of Mellow. It made Xylef notice how similar he was in life to the game, as part of him loved messing with people who had low tolerances, which was something that could probably get him killed, especially were he ever to be in the face of royalty.

Directly after making a sarcastic comment towards Mellow and the most likely non existent Megani, Myrder once again became angered with Xylef, and with one more sarcastic comment Myrder's rage went over the top. "XYLEF! SHUT UP!" Xylef knew that this could turn into an endless argument, with Myrder only getting more angry and Xylef feeding off of that anger and turning the material into sarcastic comments, which in turn would feed Myrder's anger. Of course it wouldn't take a rocket surgeon to figure that Xylef was going to add some more fuel to the fire "Look I would say that you should just calm down and we can settle this like mature adults, but I don't think either of those terms fits you Myrder" It must have been a talent for Xylef to be able to roll so many sarcastic comments out without really trying, but that was the beauty of it, in having to think on the fly it could help Xylef in battle, where he truly would have to think on the fly.

Soon enough another thing which Xylef had failed to expect would come from Mellow "Well, I wouldn't say I'm the most mentally sane human being in Elder Tale." Of course a moment of confession couldn't go uninterrupted, but Xylef let it rest at least until Mellow had finished his comment. "Megani is a voice that resides in my head, see?" That statement was just what Xylef needed to make a sarcastic comment as he always does. "Wait a minute... So you're telling me you have a voice in your head? A voice that tells you what to do sometimes? You're talking about your conscience everyone has one of those." Of course once Xylef got on a combo of sarcasm he could keep going for days, and keep going he did "Seems like you've already surrounded yourself with your own kind I mean Myrder here has to be at least fifty two cards short of a full deck, and me... Well do I look sane to you?"

Bringing the conversation back to more grounded format Mellow replied to Xylef's comment about the mask which indeed was based of of some truth, but wasn't quite meant as advice in the moment, then again it was good advice. Mellow had decided to add Myrder to his friends list before she headed off saying "Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to leave. I've had enough sarcasm and insults today," Somehow Myrder had struck what might have been the same nerve which Xylef had stuck and sobbed as she went to leave, and once again Xylef made note of every word said. Once Myrder had left Xylef spoke "Interesting that one. Will be interesting to see how she grows. I get the feeling that I'll see more of her. Actually I've gotten my self so caught up in pestering Myrder that I've barley talked to you Mellow."

Word Count: 653
Tags: Mellow Myrder

[Mellow]

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Current Weapons: Left Fist & Right Fist



Current Armor: Starting Cloth Armor



Current Accessories: N/A

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Myrder made her exit from the situation; clearly not being able to handle Xylef's more "intense" manner of speaking. Mellow hadn't really cared for it either, but he was far too lazy to speak on it. Megani CALMED(get it?) herself down; her MYRDEROUS(GET IT?) intent fading gradually. "Well, I'm glad she's gone!" Megani placed her hands on her hips from within his mind as she huffed and puffed her jealousy off; eyes still drawn to "Mr. Sexy". He couldn't exactly find himself a reason for staying either; lest he deal with Mr. Sarcastic over here for the remainder of his day. What was he to talk about with this man? Could he truly continue a conversation without wanting to falcon punch him in the gut? It was worth a shot at least. 

"That's true, we haven't spoken one on one yet.. so what do you wa--

--Mellow, we gottta go, now!"

He looked up at the sky, indicating he was speaking with Megani "What's the problem?" She couldn't very explain her situation, just that they had to go; all he knew was that she seemed to suddenly be in a hurry. "CALM(GET IT?!) down, what's going on?!" An image of Megani appeared before him; his insanity finally reaching that peek. She'd been squirming around uncomfortably, and at first, it didn't make sense; that was, until he felt it too. "SHIT!". Suddenly, his bladder crashed upon his body; the yellow-colored death slowly creeping up to the surface . "Look man, it's been nice chatting with you and all but we gotta split! HURRY UP MELLOW I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'M GOING!" Turning around, he instantly sprinted towards the alleyway; frantically in search for a possible restroom to use. 

"Hey man it was nice chatting with you! I'll catch you later, alright?!" 

[Mellow has exited the area].

- Mellow -



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[solitude]

Locke had been riding his horse a while now, confused by the ordeal. The fact we are stuck in a world such as this holds little sense. How is it even possible to trap people inside a game? He glanced at his shire before his eyes returned to the road. I guess it isnt too bad, not much is left that i want in the real world. He scratched at his beard, looking at the various buildings as a warm breeze made his shire's hair wave east. Locke had Eiraba unsheathed, the spear point a few inches in front of the shire's nose so it could have comfort of protection. Much has gone wrong, now that we are stuck in here. a mighty tandem has begun, player killings, robbery, and that ilk has run amok. A lawless world, its only a matter of time before. His eyes narrowed, brow furrowing Before we are no better than wild mobs.

"In my experience a teddy bear is the best way to deliver a bomb to a child," What? Locke looked around, but could see nothing surrounded by the thicket of buildings.
"Oh, piss off. You'll never get secrets from me, you poor bastard,". Locke sighed, Why can't they at least be civil? he lightly tapped the horses side, leading slowly towards the left.
"Not sure if I'd say glad to make your acquaintance, but I seem to have made your acquaintance anyway... Oh wait this is the part of the conversation where I introduce myself right? I'm Xylef,"
"It seems people find this game an excuse to... 'talk' like little grumpy children. Such sour attitudes." Locke muttered, shaking his head on his palm.
"Ok, Xylef first. One, your a real dick. Two, this is a special occasion, okay? You can touch my tail if you help, and I won't kill you. And now Mellow, If that's what it takes, then whatever. I'm all yours if you help me. Just... don't get too naughty, ok?" Sounding as if this was going to become some sick open-fielded intercourse, he picked up the pace.
"You've gotten your Kama, this we can both agree. However, I won't enjoy those benefits just yet. Add me to your friends list, we will be in touch."
Locke's noes wrinkled, Disgusting... "So.. what do we do now?" Finally, Locke had appeared from the alley of two buildings on the far side of them. His horse stopped in front of the group, and Locke examined them. From the looks of it, their was two heretics, and a monk. Listening to the speech patterns, he could point out who was who.
Locke bowed from his shire, "Good day, madam, and... 'lords'... I have heard your tongues click in the most vile of sorts. May i ask why?" Locke focused his gaze on mellow "You are a disgusting vulture, instead of helping someone in need of help in a small task, you force them to be your sex slave." Locke shook his head "You are lowly scum." Locke really didn't like any of them as of now, except of the female heretic who had just made a deal she would most likely regret.

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